Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[win_the_game]

The 3 that are gay I guess

All except the blond queen in the vest that's too small.

 

[Zu]

06 Bosnia
04 Spain AND YES I KNOW IT HASN’T FINISHED YET

 

[Soldi]

Uh so my Facebook quiz has started so time to MULTI TASK *dies*

 

[Apoca]

I'm in the minority who absolutely loves the Bosnian entry. Always have been, always will be.

Spain is a delightful mess.

 

[Iguana]

The 3 that are gay I guess

I'm sure the other one would give it a little go too

 

[Raining on Me]

Random draw

When did they change that rule? For the BETTER of course

 

[Beverley]

3/4 of this lot would get it.

Which poor bitch doesn't? The Farrah Fawcett one?

 

[Dark Carnival]

TWO are WOMEN

EXACTLY

 

[Soldi]

04 Bosnia
04 Spain

 

[Penelope]

THOSE VOCALS!!!

My main memory of I Love You Mi Vida is my mum walking in on me listening to it when I was 15, giving me the most withering look and just saying "oh dear..."

 

[Alla]

All except the blond queen in the vest that's too small.

Oops got it wrong then.

 

[ButterTart]

This is great. Their hair was actually a tribute to the many different types of lesbian you can get.

 

[Suomi]

Oh wow some nox there

It’s because they were so into it - literally dying for their craft

 

[Raining on Me]

Loving the Spanish mess and I've barely sniffed the vodka yet

 

[Tisch]

TWO are WOMEN

And?

 

[VoR]

Ooh it's the TOUCHE ÉCLAT QUEEN OF MINSK

 

[Kala]

The RUSSIAN guy from 1995 wrote this, btw.

 

[Beverley]

YAS IT'S QUEEN KOLDUN

and her dodgy PRONOUNCIASHYUN

 

[ButterTart]

WE LOVE YOU DIANA.

 

[Kala]

That fucking ACCENT is COMEDY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh damn I wore fake tan and black satin too.

 

[Apoca]

Gotta appreciate the pronounsiashun from de Agurbash school of English.

 

[COB]

I'm crying

 

[Tisch]

Def need a glow up on this one. @Penelope ?

 

[Dark Carnival]

The RUSSIAN guy from 1995 wrote this, btw.

WHAT A QUEEN

 

[Penelope]

OMG I'm SO NOT READY FOR THIS YEAR I LOVE YOU PRINCESS DIANA

07 Bosnia
07 Spain

 

[D5K]

Is this Belarus’s high point? Apart from I Love Belarus obviously.

 

[octophone]

Well, there's a provincial hairdressers missing a stylist, eh?

 

[Alla]

Oh I love this.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think it's quite ROUSING personally, but to be fair, there is much BETTER to COME!

I didn’t remember the vocals being so poor !

 

[Beverley]

Screamier than I remember

 

[win_the_game]

The actual STATE of this one.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is exactly the RIDICULOUSNESS I'm expecting from eastern Europe

 

[ButterTart]

Diana hoping for another huge hit out of this. The last major smash she had was a decade prior, and even then only in France.

 

[Penelope]

This is SO prototype Sergey!

He's barely aged a day, but then I think he was about 80% Botox even THEN

 

[VoR]

Bless, he is literally MAHOGANY

 

[Kala]

You don't get this TAT at Eurovision anymore

 

[Beverley]

Some hot fucking CHOREO tho

 

[Alla]

I feel a bit uncomfortable enjoying this just after Kim Jong Un death

 

[Dark Carnival]

How many WEEKS has this queen spent tanning before the contest?