Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04) (1 Viewer)

[Iguana]

02 Bosnia
03 Spain
08 Belarus
00 Ireland
10 Finland
05 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
02 Hungary
02 Lithuania
08 Greece
02 Georgia
02 Sweden
08 France
05 Latvia
06 Russia
04 Germany
10 Serbia
11 Ukraine

 

[Alla]

Verka looks like my Uncle John.

From Jamaica?

 

[Dark Carnival]

LOVE!!!

 

[Beverley]

The guy who is Verka is apparently a bit of a HOMOPHOBE

DONT DO THIS

 

[Kala]

Unpopular opinion: Verka is fun ONCE, but it gets tiresome. Very overrated. I said it.

I like it when I am TEN SHEETS to the WIND. Which is every night during Eurovision fortnight, I'll admit...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland
07 Finland
08 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
04 Lithuania
06 Greece
09 Georgia
02 Sweden
06 France
05 Latvia
08 Russia
02 Germany
10 Serbia
12 Ukraine

 

[octophone]

VoR FUN FACT: This reached #28 in the UK charts.

Yeah but in 2007, that needed about 16 sales.

 

[Zu]

Anyone who doesn’t like this is A LITTLE BIT STUPID

Second greatest ESC ENTRY EVER!

 

[VoR]

Get ready for the comedown to end all comedowns...

 

[win_the_game]

Innit, it's like watching an anal prolapse wrapped in tinfoil.

You should see my OnlyFans

 

[Beverley]

I need Verka to slap me on the arse

 

[ButterTart]

I've never liked Verka. Shouting whilst wrapped in bacofoil is not a good thing.

He wasn't supposed to be wearing that, he finished a marathon minutes before going onstage.

 

[D5K]

Why is Bill Oddie in a lighthouse?

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Spain
07 Belarus
02 Ireland
08 Finland
08 Macedonia
11 Slovenia
03 Hungary
03 Lithuania
07 Greece
08 Georgia
06 Sweden
09 France
07 Latvia
08 Russia
01 Germany
10 Serbia
08 Ukraine

 

[octophone]

Innit, it's like watching an anal prolapse wrapped in tinfoil.

A fisting accident set to schlager.

 

[Tisch]

I've never liked Verka. Shouting whilst wrapped in bacofoil is not a good thing.

JOYLESS HETERO

 

[Alla]

Every artist that refuses to sign copies of their HOT PROMO CDS during Eurovision is an homophobe.

 

[Kala]

VoR Fun Fact: The Eurovision Song Contest began in 1956. The first winner was Switzerland, sung by Lys Assia with the song 'Refrain'

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, I can skip forwards and catch up. Scooch are good for something.

 

[octophone]

Why is Bill Oddie in a lighthouse?

Birdwatching, I;d imagine.

 

[Alla]

Oh Scooch

 

[Beverley]

One for the hardcore patriots amongst us

 

[Dark Carnival]

SCOOCH TIME!!

 

[ButterTart]

A fisting accident set to schlager.

I mean, if ever there was a tagline for Moopy...

 

[Penelope]

OMG GAY COMA ALERT

 

[Kala]

I have got PISSED AS FUCK with Scooch. The blonde girl Caroline is a HOOT.

 

[Penelope]

It's JUST LIKE THE BIT BEFORE 9/11 BUT BETTER

 

[Beverley]

Imagine having to explain this to your lovely new European friends

Even my balls cringed

 

[ButterTart]

What I love about this is how restrained and classy it all is. Very much like a French entry from the early 00s.

 

[Alla]

I love this TRASH when they don't represent my country

 

[dmlaw]

He wasn't supposed to be wearing that, he finished a marathon minutes before going onstage.

He should have modelled himself on the original marathon runner.

 

[COB]

Always preferred the Blue Peter PERF

Would you like a sweet?

 

[VoR]

This coming straight after Verka really demonstrates the difference between genuine batshit Euro gold and joyless, condescending forced 'fun'.

I have no doubt whatsoever that at least half of Scooch voted for Brexit.

 

[Penelope]

COME ON GIRLS - YOU KNOW THE WORDS!

 

[octophone]

Even my balls cringed

!

 

[Iguana]

Worse than I remember

 

[Beverley]

The orange one is fucking HIDEOUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is the best UK entry this side of the millennium and I'm not apologising for saying it.

 

[win_the_game]

COME ON GIRLS - YOU KNOW THE WORDS!

I'll keep hold of my last shread of dignity thanks.

 

[Tisch]

TISCH FUN FACT: I think More Than I Needed to Know is one of the most underrated pop songs from that era and play it occasionally.

I feel like @Kalabaliken has a fun story about the brown haired one no?