Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[Dark Carnival]

Well the party with Serbia looks like a riot

 

[Tisch]

Such a SUB for a CUT COCK

 

[Soldi]

Germany live from a BARN

 

[Penelope]

DONT HATE

I wasn't HATING, just STATING

 

[ButterTart]

Didn't think Frock Rock would do such big business on Moopy - well done Finland.

 

[Zu]

Scooch women weren't giving her the time of day.

Jealous of her professionalism and charm

Also I’d have a face like a slapped arse if I didn’t have a single vote

 

[Tisch]

eh?

It was very FLEETING but a man appeared briefly who had the look of you dear.

 

[ButterTart]

I bet the German guy's wife and children are watching at home and full of pride.

 

[dmlaw]

Well the party with Serbia looks like a riot

They have plans to go and look around a nice second hand book shop in the morning.

 

[ButterTart]

It was very FLEETING but a man appeared briefly who had the look of you dear.

That was Caroline!

 

[Raining on Me]

I expected Georgia to be doing better than this

 

[Penelope]

Jealous of her professionalism and charm

Also I’d have a face like a slapped arse if I didn’t have a single vote

ZU-KLARA für EUROVISION 2021

 

[Soldi]

You ROCKED THE WORLD and set EUROPE ON FIRE

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit, I hadn't even realised how terribly Georgia were doing.

 

[Penelope]

All those WOTES FOR FINLAND!

 

[Penelope]

Oh shit, I hadn't even realised how terribly Georgia were doing.

They're LEFT HAND!

 

[dmlaw]

In 4th place, with 129 points...






















BULGARIA

 

[Tisch]

ZU-KLARA für EUROVISION 2021

Omg I'd watch.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its @TomLondon

 

[COB]

This one's had his face ironed.

 

[ButterTart]

They're LEFT HAND!

Should have been top 5!

 

[Penelope]

ZU-KLARA für EUROVISION 2021

GO ON ZU GIVE US YOUR BEST OF ELAIZA - IS IT RIGHT, YOU KNOW THE WORDS

 

[Soldi]

They're LEFT HAND!

Still they should be AT LEAST TOP 5

 

[Beverley]

Slovenia only barely above GERMANY!

 

[Tisch]

Oh HALLO/BONJOUR/CIAO Mr Switzerland

 

[Raining on Me]

The very clear and very loud booing this year is relentless

 

[Dark Carnival]

In 4th place, with 129 points...






















BULGARIA

YOU BASTARDS

 

[ButterTart]

I'm definitely drunk, I've started opening bottles with my teeth.

 

[Beverley]

Bless the Czech woman. She just wants to bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles, and eat it and be happy.

 

[ButterTart]

Czech woman looks like she's wearing another woman's face over her own.

 

[Soldi]

I'm definitely drunk, I've started opening bottles with my teeth.

I’ve seen people do that before and don’t know HOW THEY DONT BREAK THEM

 

[Dark Carnival]

Seriously that boring Molitva song leading by quite a margin... how AWFUL.

 

[dmlaw]

In 3rd place, with 140 points...



























UKRAINE

 

[COB]

So many of these votes have the air of

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh HALLO/BONJOUR/CIAO Mr Switzerland

Eww nooo

 

[Soldi]

Seriously that boring Molitva song leading by quite a margin... how AWFUL.

Who did YOU want to win duck?

 

[Raining on Me]

Moldova hanging onto her flight by the skin of her teeth!

 

[Penelope]

OMG THIS QUEEN

 

[Penelope]

KELLY OSBOURNE

 

[Zu]

GO ON ZU GIVE US YOUR BEST OF ELAIZA - IS IT RIGHT, YOU KNOW THE WORDS

Oh what nonsense. You know full well that BLACK SMOKE is my party pièce de résistance