EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[win_the_game]

Fun Fact: Julie used to teach at the Pauline Quirke Performance Academy of Newcastle College

 

[Beverley]

I definitely have a SEMI

I BETTER not find out EVERYONE has been getting pictures and not me

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it me or did we not have The Netherlands in 2002??

 

[Tisch]

Am I drunk or are these fairy ACCURATE?

 

[Beverley]

Why the fuck is one of them ORANGE

 

[Soldi]

08 Spain
02 Austria
05 Norway
05 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
07 Malta

 

[Penelope]

This COW WITH HER PETALS BEFORE EVERY SONG

 

[Lucille]

SEND PICS BABE

I actually tried on Saturday then passed out drunk before I could finish the job!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Is it me or did we not have The Netherlands in 2002??

Nope they were relegated after the 2001 constest.

 

[Penelope]

Am I drunk or are these fairy ACCURATE?

PERVERT

 

[win_the_game]

This COW WITH HER PETALS BEFORE EVERY SONG

That's MISS WORLD 2002 love.

 

[Penelope]

Legit that this a. qualified and b. DID SO BADLY IN THE FINAL The power of the running order there and then

 

[Soldi]

I actually tried on Saturday then passed out drunk before I could finish the job!!!

Go on QUICK!!

 

[Penelope]

That's MISS WORLD 2002 love.

Didn't she get STONED BY NIGERIA?

 

[Penelope]

I actually tried on Saturday then passed out drunk before I could finish the job!!!

Go on, TRY AGAIN [dilba voice]

 

[Suomi]

This Maltese nonsense manipulated many viewers because it was so near the end of its semi, hence the disparity in scores for the final

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Spain
02 Austria
01 Norway
06 France
05 Serbia
04 Malta

ALREADY BETTER THAN 2002

 

[Tisch]

Is it me or did we not have The Netherlands in 2002??

They were temporarily part of the Federation of Belgium and Netherlands for that year. Short lived. Theresa May was official adjudicator. The abdicated after bumming a goat scandal

 

[Dark Carnival]

I see why The Netherlands were relegated

 

[Penelope]

This is like cwej and funky doing a talent show. Okay we get it you can sing

 

[Tisch]

Little did Terry know Netherlands would host it TWO YEARS IN A ROW

 

[Lucille]

Harrogate 1982

 

[Beverley]

OMG at the STATE of Germany!

 

[Soldi]

A hint of Jamie Cullum

 

[win_the_game]

Little did Terry know Netherlands would host it TWO YEARS IN A ROW

No doubt spinning in his grave.

 

[Zu]

I feel sorry for Malta now, they deserve a point at some point I don't see what they could win with though

They’ll NEVER BE A WINNER BABY and 99.868% of those polled said they’d rather die of Coronavirus than go to Malta and subject themselves to staying in filthy caravans and being bitten by furious donkeys for the entirety of the GRAND PRIX

Well I say never. Not until they bring back international hitmakers VELLA AND BORG

 

[Dark Carnival]

dp

 

[win_the_game]

A hint of Jamie Cullum

I'm hating it already.

 

[Penelope]

A HINT of Jamie Cullum is MUSICAL SOPHISTICATION IS IT?

SHUT UP TERRY YOU'RE DEAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

They’ll NEVER BE A WINNER BABY and 99.868% of those polled said they’d rather die of Coronavirus than go to Malta and subject themselves to staying in filthy caravans and being bitten by furious donkeys for the entirety of the GRAND PRIX

Well I say never. Not until they bring back international hitmakers VELLA AND BORG

 

[win_the_game]

He could have trimmed the MONOBROW before hand.

 

[Beverley]

Those notes

 

[Lucille]

dp

Zu’s FAVOURITE!

 

[Penelope]

I can't wait until I'm the Eurovision commentator and can say the Macedonian entry sounds like "a hint of sophistication" before a song that sounds just like Mini Viva

 

[Tisch]

FFS cat brought another another mouse in

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany has really inflicted so much pain on the world!

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE NOXXXXX

 

[Tisch]

This is shite

 

[Beverley]

WHERE ARE THE TRAX

 

[Beverley]