EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

NIL POINTS

 

[Suomi]

Max was peak Pop Idol ‘omg I can’t believe someone not conventionally good looking can sing like a hotel singer’

 

[Beverley]

ALBANIA IS HERE!!!!

 

[Tisch]

Vocals much better tonight. Something was wrong in that Estonia studio

 

[win_the_game]

Yet another attrocity committed by Germany against the population of Europe.

 

[Lucille]

ALBANIA IS HERE!!!!

COME THROUGH EURO SLAGS!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

NO SOUND!!!

 

[win_the_game]

YES BATSHIT ALBANIA!!

 

[Soldi]

ALBANIA DEAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

CATASTROPHE!

 

[Lucille]

OMG have they muted Albania.

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany

OMG OMG OMG ALBANIA

 

[Penelope]

HOLY FUCK IT'S MUTED

 

[Soldi]

HOMOPHOBIC CUNTS

 

[Lucille]

Was it too SEXY for Europe.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I like her HAIR

 

[win_the_game]

It's here loves.

 

[Penelope]

QUICK

 

[Tisch]

SILENXE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

LINK US UP with something to judge this ropy old debut!

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUICK

THANK YOU

 

[Lucille]

It’s like the ESC just pulled out and insisted on wearing a CONDOM.

 

[Penelope]

When LOVE INVADES your VERY BEING

 

[Penelope]

When LOVE INVADES your VERY BEING

 

[Tisch]

I bet MF 2008 hasn't got these problems

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why this isn't bad!

 

[Beverley]

Never let us down Albania

 

[Soldi]

08 Spain
02 Austria
05 Norway
05 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
07 Malta
01 Netherlands
02 Germany
10 Albania

 

[Tisch]

Song quite good. Worst Nox I've ever heard.

 

[Penelope]

God this is SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE

Like the little lamb at secondary school finally put on a hot dress and strutted around the sexiest mall in Tiranë and got a boyfriend at the end it's MEAN GIRLS IN ALBANIA

 

[Lucille]

Omg I love this BASIC BITCH. This song is so basic it's making banana bread in lockdown!

 

[Beverley]

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI

 

[Suomi]

Albania SHOULD be heard in its 4 minute glory but there isn’t a time so trust me when I say it’s an absolute TEN

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania

 

[win_the_game]

I miss the days where countries didn't have a clue and sent BATSHIT entries like this.

SEE ALSO - BELARUS 2004

 

[Penelope]

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG IT'S UKRAINE

 

[Soldi]

Oh I think this might finishh LAST

 

[Tisch]

RED ONE.
RUSLANA!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH HERE WE GO!

 

[Penelope]

This really is the epitome of an ACCIDENTAL BATSHIT WIN