EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
10 Russia
10 Macedonia
07 Greece
04 Iceland
06 Ireland
09 Poland
06 United Kingdom

 

[Suomi]

That is SUCH a damage limitation performance after Jemini

 

[VoR]

James Fox had a second top 20 hit in 2008 with an ode to Cardiff FC.

 

[Tisch]

Was the awkward HOLD ON... Pause means to recreate the awkward Come back.. COME BACK from the previous year MAYbE,?

 

[Penelope]

This entry is like if cwej and SDF were straight

 

[Tisch]

Oh it's JESSICA GARLICK again!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wrong guy

WHAT?!!

I'm so confused now! WHAT'S THE TRUTH!

 

[Penelope]

This entry is like if cwej and SDF were straight

VoR don't you dare give it your Moopyvision 12

 

[Beverley]

Love a bit of baby Streisand

 

[Lucille]

OMG is this not the end.

 

[Tisch]

James Fox had a second top 20 hit in 2008 with an ode to Cardiff FC.

I feel like this should be in one of those true or false games

 

[Soldi]

OMG is this not the end.

Oh CHEER UP at least it’s not 2002

 

[Dark Carnival]

Huh Pen?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck OFF CYPRISSS

 

[Penelope]

To be fair this is an incredible Lenor advert

 

[Tisch]

Wrong guy

Some men really suit a fully bold head and he's one of them.

 

[Beverley]

Sounds like a future Moldovan entry

 

[win_the_game]

Ska is officially the worst musical genre known to man.

 

[Dark Carnival]

We said belly dancing and TIT SHAKING not men with guitars Turkey!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sounds like a future Moldovan entry

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!!

 

[Tisch]

My numbers and my votes are so fucked up. I blame alcohol and also cats and mice. But also this AWESOME contest has kept my interest properly! Whoever suggested 2002 should be shot.

 

[Soldi]

I quite like this

 

[Penelope]

Oh I just bet @Win_the_game loves this

 

[Penelope]

Oh sure you'd fuck him but would you even BOTHER TO PRETEND TO LOVE HIS MIXTAPE

 

[win_the_game]

Oh I just bet @Win_the_game loves this

Fuck off you cunt.

 

[Tisch]

Wow ginger muscle vest top tartan Turkish guy could contort me however he liked

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I just bet @Win_the_game loves this

Probably @ButterTart too

 

[Beverley]

I quite like this

It's okay, I think he's fuckable too

 

[Soldi]

It's okay, I think he's fuckable too

Oh I don’t FANCY HIM

 

[Penelope]

Look we'd all raw him but what are you giving the song

 

[Beverley]

LMAO

WHAT'S THIS HOOKER DOING HERE?

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
10 Russia
10 Macedonia
07 Greece
04 Iceland
06 Ireland
09 Poland
06 United Kingdom
08 Cyprus
06 Turkey

 

[win_the_game]

BEST ROMANIAN ENTRY EVER

 

[Penelope]

OMFG YAY SANDA

 

[Penelope]

This woman is a PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED LAWYER

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok you've got my attention ROMANIA!

 

[Tisch]

Oh it's HANNAH SPEARRITT

 

[Dark Carnival]

This woman is a PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED LAWYER

You know Rebecca from the COCK DESTROYERS is a lawyer too

 

[Penelope]

My favourite memory of @VoR is when he'd fallen asleep three songs before this, and I tried to wake him up because I knew this was a VoR fave, and half-asleep he gave out a few "ai admeet ai admeet"s, almost on par with the effort of snoring

 

[Tisch]

Dancing that could make BRITNEY jealous