EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[win_the_game]

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[Suomi]

I love this Romanian song on record but it so badly performed on stage that I am shocked it got any points at all

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it's HANNAH SPEARRITT

After 4 years of prostitution and addiction to METH

 

[Beverley]

ADDICTIVE NONSENSE

 

[Tisch]

You know Rebecca from the COCK DESTROYERS is a lawyer too

IS THIS TRUE. I need to tell Iguana IMMEDIATELY.

 

[Penelope]

After 4 years of prostitution and addiction to METH

And GOD it's an indictment when a WOMAN IS ADDICTED TO METH

 

[Tisch]

After 4 years of prostitution and addiction to METH

So sad. But at least she's not PAUL

 

[Suomi]

This middle eight

 

[win_the_game]

I know all the words to this. Even the spoken word middle eight.

 

[Dark Carnival]

IS THIS TRUE. I need to tell Iguana IMMEDIATELY.

Wake that bitch up! I READ IT ON TWITTER

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
10 Russia
10 Macedonia
07 Greece
04 Iceland
06 Ireland
09 Poland
06 United Kingdom
08 Cyprus
06 Turkey
10 Romania

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I thought we didn't get Sweden yet!

 

[Penelope]

OMG THIS SWEDISH ENTRY IS SO GOOD it set up the track for a PEN SWEDISH OBSESSION AGE 12

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lena Philipsson, WHY DO I KNOW THIS NAME MOOPY???

 

[win_the_game]

CONTROVERSIAL WTG OPINION ALERT: I've never liked 'It Hurts'

 

[Penelope]

CONTROVERSIAL WTG OPINION ALERT: I've never liked 'It Hurts'

FUCK OFF AND DIE

 

[Tisch]

WOW AT THIS (in not necessarily a good way)

 

[Penelope]

The more disappointing years there are of Melodifestivalen winners, the more I appreciate this as a true fairytale.

 

[Penelope]

I'm CLINGING TO MY PILLOW
and the TEARS I FEEL INSIDE

It's about your FIRST ANAL SEX

 

[Beverley]

Every vocal, every movement, every expression, every lyric

Just sublime

 

[Dark Carnival]

CONTROVERSIAL WTG OPINION ALERT: I've never liked 'It Hurts'

It's ok, it's mediocre really.

 

[Tisch]

I'm CLINGING TO MY PILLOW
and the TEARS I FEEL INSIDE

It's about your FIRST ANAL SEX

I don't get it

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know you bottoms love a desperate MILF but this is AVERAGE.

 

[Penelope]

The production is reminiscent of Amadou & Mariam - Sabali, and the memories are reminiscent of me c. 2018

A total 12/10

 

[Zu]

Add a dance routine and some lovely dolly birds and Turkey was a mere bleached (and very sexy, eh @ButterTart ) bowl cut away from being a SERBIAN ENTRY!

 

[Beverley]

Plebs plebs plebs, the lot of them

 

[Penelope]

I don't get it

It's about CRYING BECAUSE THE ANAL HURTS

I'm SORRY YOU'RE A TOP AND DON'T UNDERSTAND

 

[Tisch]

Omg votes. I have so many gaps

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why is this queen holding a HAMMER?

 

[Tisch]

It's about CRYING BECAUSE THE ANAL HURTS

I'm SORRY YOU'RE A TOP AND DON'T UNDERSTAND

SURE JAN

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Croatia
10 Belgium
10 Russia
10 Macedonia
07 Greece
04 Iceland
06 Ireland
09 Poland
06 United Kingdom
08 Cyprus
06 Turkey
10 Romania
10 Sweden

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shush I need to redistribute my points

 

[Soldi]

12 Ukraine
10 Sweden
8 Albania
7 Serbia & Montenegro
6 Greece
5 Spain
4 Turkey
3 Poland
2 Bosnia
1 Russia

 

[win_the_game]

12 Romania
10 Russia
08 Albania
07 Bosnia & Herzegovina
06 FYR Macedonia
05 Ukraine
04 Belgium
03 Croatia
02 Serbia & Montenegro
01 Poland

 

[Beverley]

12 Poland

 

[Penelope]

12 Albania
10 Serbia
08 Sweden
07 Russia
06 Ukraine
05 Belgium
04 Romania
03 Bosnia
02 Macedonia
01 Croatia

 

[Suomi]

12 Sweden
10 Serbia and Montenegro
08 Albania
07 Ukraine
06 Belgium
05 Russia
04 Croatia
03 France
02 Bosnia
01 Romania

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 Ukraine
10 Russia
08 FYR Macedonia
07 Belgium
06 Albania
05 Poland
04 Serbia
03 France
02 Romania
01 Spain

 

[Penelope]

12 Albania
10 Serbia
08 Sweden
07 Russia
06 Ukraine
05 Belgium
04 Romania
03 Bosnia
02 Macedonia
01 Croatia

12 Sweden
10 Serbia and Montenegro
08 Albania
07 Ukraine
06 Belgium
05 Russia
04 Croatia
03 France
02 Bosnia
01 Romania

Same top six queen

OD NAS ZAVISI

 

[Beverley]

sultry entertainment but WHERE are the belly dancers and snake charmers?!