EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

I’m surprised how well Turkey are doing

I don't get it either! Different times!

 

[Penelope]

"HOW did I know that"

YOU DIDN'T YOU DUMB CUNT, you KNEW IT FROM 10 POINTS and NOW YOU'RE DEAD

 

[Soldi]

SCUSE ME LAYDEHS. Have we worked out what were watching after this?

I shall be OFF TO BED, ooh how about CHARITY SHOP SUE

 

[Dark Carnival]

"HOW did I know that"

YOU DIDN'T YOU DUMB CUNT, you KNEW IT FROM 10 POINTS and NOW YOU'RE DEAD

 

[Tisch]

I shall be OFF TO BED, ooh how about CHARITY SHOP SUE

Me too! I was just wondering about the others

 

[Penelope]

Goodness, how much RAW SEX they must have had in HAMBURG THAT NIGHT

 

[Soldi]

"HOW did I know that"

YOU DIDN'T YOU DUMB CUNT, you KNEW IT FROM 10 POINTS and NOW YOU'RE DEAD

 

[Soldi]

In the TOP FIVE PLACES with the SMILING FACES

 

[Tisch]

Turkey put on such a good show this year and their scoreboard is SO FIT. Such a shame they FLOUNCED OFF. @VoR please tell them they'd be welcome back with open arms (if they ditched being homophobic)

 

[Penelope]

AND THE RESULTS OF THE MOOPY VOTE ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1. Ukraine (54)
2. Albania (42)
3. Russia (33)
4. Serbia & Montenegro (33)
5. Sweden (30)
6. Bosnia & Herzegovina (23)
7. Romania (21)
8. FYR Macedonia (17)
9. Belgium (17)
10. France (13)
11. Malta (10)
12. Poland (10)
13. Croatia (9)
=14. Austria (6)
=14. Greece (6)
16. Spain (6)
17. Turkey (6)
18. Ireland (5)
19. Iceland (4)
20. United Kingdom (3)
=21. Norway (0)
=21. Netherlands (0)
=21. Germany (0)
=21. Cyprus (0)

at Russia equal with Serbia for us

 

[win_the_game]

Are we watching the 2004 SEMI FINAL after this?

 

[Tisch]

Ooh a little bit of points!

 

[Dark Carnival]

at Russia equal with Serbia for us

Russia is really being underrated here and in the voting!

 

[Penelope]

Are we watching the 2004 SEMI FINAL after this?

GOD no, I'm OFF FOR A FAG

 

[Tisch]

GOD no, I'm OFF FOR A FAG

OY OY!

 

[Penelope]

OY OY!

Well, if @Lucille would EVER BOTHER to SEND THE NUDES

 

[win_the_game]

Yes Sanda! Clawing her way up to 16th place.

 

[Tisch]

Well, if @Lucille would EVER BOTHER to SEND THE NUDES

@Lucille has passed away

 

[Soldi]

@Lucille has passed away

THOUGHTS and PRAYERS

 

[win_the_game]

at Russia equal with Serbia for us

JUSTICE!

Like the time Israel won the 2000 revote.

 

[Tisch]

I'm sure it ordered by someone her my eye's on Rachey.

 

[Soldi]

JUSTICE!

Like the time Israel won the 2000 revote.

WHAT

 

[Tisch]

LORrrrrRRAINE

 

[Soldi]

She’s a wonderful actress I tell you

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh it's OLD COMPTON STREET for LORRAINE

 

[win_the_game]

WHAT

A glorious peace anthem for a post-modern age. And one of the best middle eights ever recorded.

 

[Tisch]

Also: I always assumed Ukraine ran away with this. Clearly not. WHAT the fuck was GREECE

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh it's OLD COMPTON STREET for LORRAINE

"It's an INDICATOR of the UK INTEREST in this that OLD COMPTON STREET IS DESERTED"

Terry Wogan is THINKING HE'S BEING ARCH here but actually he's being ENTIRELY APT

 

[Penelope]

This cunt, SNEERING AT SHARED RELATIONS and a HISTORIC THAWING in a 6 from Turkey to Greece, but YEAH, a LOAD OF OBNOXIOUS TOURISTS from the UK should mean POINTS TO THE UK FROM GREECE

And the NERVE to say after "IT SHOULD BE A SONG CONTEST". FUCK OFF YOU DEAD CUNT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it's SERTAB

 

[Dark Carnival]

ARE YOU READY SPAIN?

 

[Tisch]

Wow Mr turkey could fucking break my neck and I'd be OKAY WITH IT

OMG are you ready Spain *silence*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are we getting firework?

 

[win_the_game]

Spain are celebrating a tad early are they not

 

[Penelope]

Oh check this fucking AGED TWINK

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh a SUÉDE DOUZE

 

[Penelope]

"I thought that was the WEAKEST MALTESE ENTRY FOR YEARS"

You don't even REMEMBER LAST YEAR'S DEAD CUNT

 

[Dark Carnival]

SIXTEEN COUNTRIES LEFT OH FUCKING HELL

 

[Tisch]

POST PICS PLS

Here's me and Mrs mouse killing machine enjoying Switzerland's vote

 

[Dark Carnival]

OFF FOR A FAG FIRST