EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Tisch]

Sorry to state obvious but RUSLANA was SO GOOD.

also Lithuania IN ME NOW

 

[win_the_game]

"I thought that was the WEAKEST MALTESE ENTRY FOR YEARS"

You don't even REMEMBER LAST YEAR'S DEAD CUNT

Poor Lynn Chirop. Who incidently is currently aiming to become a Maltese Labour MP.

Always one of the best in my eyes.

 

[Tisch]

OFF FOR A FAG FIRST

OY OY!
(Again)

 

[Penelope]

.

 

[Penelope]

SHUT UP TERRY YOU DEAD BITCH

 

[Tisch]

Did he just make a USSR joke

 

[Penelope]

"You could WRITE ALL THESE VOTES DOWN in ADVANCE"

So WHY DIDN'T YOU to GET RICH OFF THE BETTING you DIM DEAD CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Have we had Terry's infamous "I'VE BEEN DOING THIS 25 YEARS AND NEVER PICKED A WINNER YET!!" line?

 

[Penelope]

Have we had Terry's infamous "I'VE BEEN DOING THIS 25 YEARS AND NEVER PICKED A WINNER YET!!" line?

No; he died before the end of the broadcast

 

[Tisch]

Where is everyone? If they're in Ag's thread

 

[win_the_game]

I do love a passive-aggressive spokesperson.

"Thanks for the wonderful show tonight. We enjoyed THAT".

 

[Penelope]

"This is GETTING BEYOND A JOKE"

SHUT UP YOU DEAD CUNT

 

[Penelope]

This IS more important than any POLITICAL SUMMIT OR EVENT

 

[Tisch]

What is this PINK WOMAN on about? Something about MOTHER RUSSIA?

 

[Tisch]

Oh they love Ukraine. They REALLY love Ukraine

Till WHEN

 

[Penelope]

Oooh this little PISSY SURGE of mini votes for the UK

 

[Tisch]

SLOVENIA VOTE MAN IN ME NOW etc. etc.

 

[Penelope]

OMG it's PETER POLES

TOP ME PETER

 

[Penelope]

The OLD PALS ACT

OTHER SIDE OF THE BALKANS FROM EACH OTHER, MIND

 

[Tisch]

Crimea highlighted CONTROVERSIALLy

 

[Tisch]

More importantly Ukraine guy is FITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Penelope]

At the end of the show - THANK GOD TERRY WOGAN IS DEAD

 

[Penelope]

A truly DOGSHIT PARADE

 

[Tisch]

12 Ukraine
10 Malta
08 Serbia and Montenegro
07 Norway
06 AUSTRIA
05 IRELAND
04 Iceland
03 Turkey
02 France
01 United Kingdom

 

[Penelope]

In retrospect - I really am AGOG that all the countries agreed to host on the basis that they won automatically

 

[Penelope]

UKRAINE is TRYING TO COME TO THE STAGE

 

[Penelope]

at "ruslana shakes tits in protest"

That's her AVERAGE SUNDAY

 

[Lucille]

Just woke up, WHAT DID I MISS, did UKRAINE win!?!

 

[Lucille]

Sorry 2002 was SO APPALLING that this is the first week I've PASSED OUT DRUNK.

 

[Lucille]

@Lucille has passed away

IF ONLY.

 

[Mats]

sorry I retired early, loves

MF 2008 tonight?

 

[ButterTart]

Add a dance routine and some lovely dolly birds and Turkey was a mere bleached (and very sexy, eh @ButterTart ) bowl cut away from being a SERBIAN ENTRY!

Please don't take my name in vain when talking about that little disease. He's the reason I think Serbia hasn't suffered enough war.

 

[Beverley]

Sorry 2002 was SO APPALLING that this is the first week I've PASSED OUT DRUNK.

What an actual HOT MESS

We thought you were DEAD!