Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[Soldi]

MARIA MAGDALENAAAAA

 

[Dark Carnival]

WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE BACKING VOCALS MADISON

 

[Soldi]

Is there even a better EUROVISION MOMENT?!

 

[Iguana]

It's like Steps went Catholic!

 

[Dark Carnival]

MARIA MAGDALENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She has some tin foil trapped in her strap.

 

[Lucille]

WHAT A FUCKING WOMAM!

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's like Steps went Catholic!

I BELIEVE!

 

[Soldi]

AAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[COB]

Sandra found DEAD AS A DOORSTOP at this definitive Maria Magdaetc

 

[Dark Carnival]

ALLAH AKBAR!!

 

[Soldi]

All rascal whores across Europe DEAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHAKING AND CRYING SHAKING AND CRYING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Doris can cheat ALL SHE LIKES!

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain
2949394959341838483828383848383 x 45864 Croatia

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
08 Spain
999999999999999999 Croatia

 

[COB]

How can those old boots in the audience be SITTING DOWN after that?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia

 

[Soldi]

Europe officially 30x more gay

 

[COB]

One woman looked like she was KNITTING!

 

[Lucille]

How can those old boots in the audience be SITTING DOWN after that?!

I’d be on the floor with my legs in the air if I hadn’t fallen into a gay coma.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor Precious having to follow that lol

 

[Pingu]

This has aged rather well hasn't it!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Back when we could still muster up a half decent entry.

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
56.67 Croatia

 

[COB]

Is this Jenny Frost?

 

[Tisch]

Black Precious had lots of solo potential I feel

 

[Tisch]

Is this Jenny Frost?

No, Precious

 

[COB]

No, Precious

 

[GNL]

Lead Precious clearly the original Scherzinger with this vocal split.

 

[Lucille]

The FASHION.

 

[Pingu]

To this day, I still can't pick out which one Jenny Frost is...

 

[Soldi]

I CANT COPE GIRLS

 

[Soldi]

This would have made a perfect Jill Dando charity single

 

[D5K]

This is no Rewind.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK

 

[Lucille]

Still haven’t recovered from Croatia tbh.

 

[COB]

To this day, I still can't pick out which one Jenny Frost is...

The red haired one on the left looks MOST like her facially to me, so I'll assume that's her and investigate no further.

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
999999999999999999 Croatia
08 UK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is no Rewind.

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