Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

I had always thought Turkey were proper duffers until Sertab came along, but these vintage rewatches have shown me the error of my ways.

This and Dinle and BEYOND CLASSICS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
999999999999999999 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey

 

[Iguana]

Oh she was happy with THAT!

 

[Lucille]

Those moustaches

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK
02 Slovenia
07 Turkey

 

[Tisch]

Nice thick moustaches on the Turkish delegation there

 

[COB]

Ooh a TABERNACLE

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey

 

[COB]

Connie from AOL shitting herself at this!

 

[Tisch]

I so wanted one of those computers with the coloured backs back in the day

 

[Lucille]

The fanny to cock ratio of this contest is very Kala friendly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is everything for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Norway

 

[COB]

Chicago Bulls top with no text for LEGAL REASONS, I assume.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is everything for all the wrong reasons.

I should hate it but I don't

 

[Iguana]

Very very embarrassing for the Norwegian contingent

 

[GNL]

Knock off Max Martin ELEGANZA.

 

[D5K]

What were they thinking?!

 

[Tisch]

God this STINKS of 70 year olds cobbling something together they think is "modern"

 

[Lucille]

What’s with all the plasters down his arm? Did he try and SLIT HIS WRISTS?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

According to Wikipedia this chap has sold over 250,000 records worldwide.

 

[COB]

The CLOMPING from one end of the stage to the other

 

[Iguana]

This is like one of those X Factor try outs where the judging panel laughs at the crazy person

 

[GNL]

This guy is so awkward. He is not selling this slice of ropey late 90s pop AT ALL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Living for the 90s Backstreet Boys sound

 

[Pingu]

This really sounded like it was going to be something for the first 5 seconds or so...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He just stumbles around the stage with absolutely no direction.

 

[COB]

This would be far better without HIM, I have to say.

 

[Lucille]

The awkward squat at the end.

 

[Tisch]

I can't correlate the young "hip" basketball clad lead singer and the two ladies from Zumba backup singers at ALL. How bizarre this all is.

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway

(Sorry suomi)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK
02 Slovenia
07 Turkey
08 Norway

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
999999999999999999 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey
00/11 Norway

 

[Dark Carnival]

dum dum dum dum dum dum

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh finally some TRADE.

 

[COB]

You WON'T get that in HAIFA

 

[D5K]

Did one of these kill themselves?

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I remember wanting him to fuck me!

 

[Iguana]

Kimberly Walsh??