Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

I found France quite UNPLEASANT, sorry DC

It's ok she doesn't look particularly likable either, it doesn't help.

 

[Lucille]

I swear I was injecting AIDS by this stage during the late night viewings.

I usually black out around this song.

 

[Soldi]

Anyone fancy a 1983 drunk rewatch?

 

[Pingu]

OK so I remember 10 year-old Pingu absolutely LOVING this Dutch song, and being really frustrated he couldn't find it anywhere.

Eventually years later when downloads were a thing I finally heard it a second time and couldn't remember (and still don't) what all the fuss was about...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She looks like the kind of girl who makes formal HR complaints a little too often.

 

[Madison]

 

[Lucille]

It's ok she doesn't look particularly likable either

What French person does!

 

[Soldi]

Another SULTRY GEM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We must be approaching the RELIGIOUS TRINITY.

 

[COB]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK
02 Slovenia
07 Turkey
08 Norway
06 Denmark
06 France
06 Netherlands

 

[Madison]

Is there a Dutch* version?

(*the language of love)

 

[Iguana]

OK so I remember 10 year-old Pingu absolutely LOVING this Dutch song, and being really frustrated he couldn't find it anywhere.

Eventually years later when downloads were a thing I finally heard it a second time and couldn't remember (and still don't) what all the fuss was about...

Aaw little Pingu.

It was better than I was expecting but I wasn't expecting too much

 

[COB]

Goliath in me now

 

[Soldi]

We must be approaching the RELIGIOUS TRINITY.

Just this Polish tat to get through, which quite frankly is a good idea, I don’t think I’d be able to cope with another BANGER before the infamous TRIO.

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey
06 Norway
06 Denmark
09 France
07 Netherlands

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway
60 Denmark
67 France
75 Netherlands

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
09 United Kingdom
?? Slovenia
?? Turkey
?? Norway
?? Denmark
08 France
09 Netherlands

 

[COB]

This Polish guy is cute! I hope the song's good.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What French person does!

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's really has a rapists face.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poland ruining another great contest

 

[COB]

This Polish guy is cute! I hope the song's good.

I've already ascertained that it's NOT.

 

[Soldi]

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

OUI S'IL VOUS PLAÎT

 

[Lucille]

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

GLADLY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

He's really has a rapists face.

He grew up to be Harvey Weinstein

 

[Madison]

I hate to think how many times I’ve seen this contest, and I can’t remember this at all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Poland really have offered 1.6 decent songs over nearly 30 years.

 

[COB]

Don't tell me I'm the only one who'd have a go

 

[Iguana]

I hate to think how many times I’ve seen this contest, and I can’t remember this at all.

It has no discernible tune

 

[Dark Carnival]

OOOH THOSE SASSY HEAD MOVES !

 

[Iguana]

The head wiggle turned me off

 

[AGinAg (37)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain
17 Croatia
08 UK
02 Slovenia
07 Turkey
08 Norway
06 Denmark
06 France
06 Netherlands
00 Poland

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain
11 Croatia
08 UK
05 Slovenia
10 Turkey
06 Norway
06 Denmark
09 France
07 Netherlands
00 Poland

 

[Pingu]

EWWWW that last note has lost him 5 points.

 

[Madison]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain
57 Croatia
50 United Kingdom
10 Slovenia
80 Turkey
00 Norway
60 Denmark
67 France
75 Netherlands
45 Poland

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ah the wine song.

 

[Iguana]

Awkward silence is always great

 

[Soldi]

Oh I think this is the L’CHAIM moment LADIES!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OOOH LCHAIM TIME