Eurovision Rewatch, Jerusalem 1999, 23.00 UK TIME, TONIGHT 03/04/20.

[Lucille]

Hot that high note bitch!!!! YASSSS.

 

[Soldi]

Lithuania 04
Belgium 05
Spain 07
Croatia 100,000
UK 10
Slovenia 06
Turkey 07
Norway 04
Denmark 07
France 08

 

[Suomi]

This is more EPIC than I remember. When I get out of this underground bunker I’d like this to be playing

 

[Lucille]

This is a little parcel of nothing wrapped in a bow of fuck all, isn't it?

JUST DIE.

 

[Madison]

84 Croatia
75 Lithuania
70 Turkey
68 France
66 Denmark
65 United Kingdom
60 Belgium
40 Slovenia
20 Spain
10 Norway

 

[VoR]

Love this crazy bitch

Her NAILED IT face at the end is an all time classic for me.

 

[ButterTart]

JUST DIE.

Don't worry, she probably already has.

 

[Suomi]

Lithuania 04
Belgium 05
Spain 07
Croatia 100,000
UK 10
Slovenia 06
Turkey 07
Norway 04
Denmark 07
France 08

your formatting accidentally removed 6 from Norway’s score

 

[Soldi]

I wish these postcards would fuck off though, ruining a BRILLIANT contest

 

[PopLife]

Ah. “Tonight Matthew, I’ll be Celine Dion.”

 

[ButterTart]

Kittens don't make the Bible any more palatable. Just FYI, Israel.

 

[Suomi]

Netherlands was favourite to win this year and as I recall poor Marlayne was quite disappointed

 

[Madison]

Kittens don't make the Bible any more palatable. Just FYI, Israel.

Not even a little bit?

The Book of Revelations would be much better with kittens.

 

[ButterTart]

She'd be a lot hotter without the white cliffs of forehead.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do I know this?

 

[Madison]

Netherlands was favourite to win this year and as I recall poor Marlayne was quite disappointed

The Dutch must have been desperate to sing in English for years.

(Not to imply that their language isn’t ERG SEXY)

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is so much better than 1998!

 

[Suomi]

Omg she must have been mortified when she saw that they showed her having a go at her guitarist at the beginning

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is so much better than 1998!

English language hun

 

[PopLife]

NL is lovely. The intro riff is lifted from Meja “All Bout The Money” in a classy way tbh. She’s kinda like the Dutch Meja somehow...

 

[Soldi]

This is so much better than 1998!

It’s really not THAT GOOD!

 

[ButterTart]

She's blurring the lines between clicking and pretending to toss someone off with this handography.

 

[win_the_game]

Nayah!! Wasn't this one the leader of some ALIEN CULT.

Indeed she was a Raëlian. Utter batshit!

The Raëlian Movement teaches that life on Earth was scientifically created by a species of extraterrestrial human scientists, which they call the "Elohim". Members of this species appeared human when having personal contacts with the descendants of the humans that they made. They purposely misinformed early humanity that they were angels, cherubim, or gods.

The Raëlians frequently claim the swastika as a symbol of peace, which halted Raëlian requests for territory in Israel, and later Lebanon. for establishing an embassy for extraterrestrials

 

[Lucille]

It’s really not THAT GOOD!

We’ve been made to watch some shit the past two weeks babes.

 

[Lucille]

Indeed she was a Raëlian. Utter batshit!

Who was this!

 

[Lucille]

We’ve been made to watch some shit the past two weeks babes.

Also we’re all drunk.

 

[win_the_game]

Who was this!

French Queen.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s really not THAT GOOD!

It could be the wine + ket but I'm enjoying this a lot more!

 

[Suomi]

We’ve been made to watch some shit the past two weeks babes.

look we’re here for a long time, we have to learn to RATION

 

[Soldi]

Also we’re all drunk.

SO AM I!

 

[PopLife]

NL was Perrelli’s fav. I read an article in Aftonbladet archives where she rated other entries and she disliked pretty much everything, but liked One Good Reason.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok I feel like Poland are going to ruin it

 

[Suomi]

Poland is the song before the HOLY TRIUMVIRATE of Eurovision songs

 

[PopLife]

Poland. Zzzzzzzz.

 

[Suomi]

Ok I feel like Poland are going to ruin it

you’re not wrong

 

[Soldi]

At least we’ve got the trio of ICELAND, CYPRUS & SWEDEN next

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yeah he just did fuck off back to Kraków

 

[Lucille]

It’s like James Newman.

If he could sing

And was thinner.

And able to perform in the Eurovision Song Contest.

 

[Madison]

This man ain’t no Edyta Gorniak.

 

[Dark Carnival]

At least we’ve got the trio of ICELAND, CYPRUS & SWEDEN next

OH?