Eurovision Rewatch, Jerusalem 1999, 23.00 UK TIME, TONIGHT 03/04/20.

[Dark Carnival]

Don’t forget to deduct a third off Croatia’s points for cheating.

why cheating?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1000 Croatia

 

[Dark Carnival]

omf

 

[Dark Carnival]

what is this!!!

 

[Soldi]

1000 Croatia

UNDERATED

 

[ButterTart]

This is a bit more like it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MILLE POINTS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BANGER X 10000000

 

[Dark Carnival]

how did this not win?

 

[VoR]

I feel like Maria Magdalena could still do QUITE WELL at Eurovision today with a few little production tweaks.

 

[Madison]

why cheating?

Notice how there’s one backing vocalist, but a whole chorus of voices (including male voices).

 

[PopLife]

Doris. Kween. This song brings me back. An evergreen in Slovenia at this point.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

Lithuania 04
Belgium 05
Spain 07
Croatia 100,000

 

[Madison]

I blame the EBU for not giving the backing tracks a listen.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg this is life!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

CROATIE DOUZE POINTS

 

[Madison]

84 Croatia
70 Lithuania
60 Belgium
20 Spain

 

[Lucille]

Shitting all over 2010s tits so far!

 

[Soldi]

Just what we needed after the HORRORS OF 2010

 

[ButterTart]

Thank Animated Jesus for Croatia delivering a bit of uptempo nonsense to finally get the evening started.

 

[Lucille]

Are all these divas the post Dana effect? If so I’m HERE FOR IT. (Until I pass out)

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never heard this in my life!

 

[Dark Carnival]

what??!!

 

[Lucille]

I don’t hate it!

 

[win_the_game]

Precious were one ropey girl group. Not one decent vocalist among them.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Precisous did Euroivision?!!! MIND BLOWN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I bought this.

 

[Lucille]

what??!!

Ok maybe I have.

 

[Suomi]

Oh god Louise Rose’s SIDE EYE in this performance still makes me very nervous

 

[Dark Carnival]

UN MILLIARDS DE POINTS

 

[Suomi]

I think I bought this.

as did I, with the CD rom video

 

[PopLife]

The “Nicole” of Precious was ropey af vocally. The song was fine, like an All Saints and early Robyn hybrid.

 

[Madison]

Precisous did Euroivision?!!! MIND BLOWN

 

[win_the_game]

I think I bought this.

So did I.

 

[Lucille]

I just found a pack of mini eggs! In it for the long haul guys!

 

[Suomi]

Say what you like but Jenny Frost and Sophie are the ONLY ones of this lot to actually sell the song

 

[ButterTart]

Woot, here they are. The perfect confluence of airtight harmonies and vaginal prolapses.

 

[Soldi]

Oh PISS OFF WOGAN

 

[Madison]

84 Croatia
70 Lithuania
65 United Kingdom
60 Belgium
20 Spain