Eurovision Rewatch, Jerusalem 1999, 23.00 UK TIME, TONIGHT 03/04/20.

[Lucille]

C'est dur

Who isn’t after that SHOW!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who isn’t after that SHOW!!!

 

[Lucille]

Polish judge is quite the comedown after that queen. He reminds me of one of my ART HISTORY LECTURERS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love the pot distributing points!

 

[Lucille]

Love the pot distributing points!

I just noticed!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are people giving points to Estonia?

 

[Lucille]

It is a DRAMA.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bosnia very high!

 

[Lucille]

It’s WAY TOO EXCITING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It is a DRAMA.

Here for it!

 

[win_the_game]

Bosnia very high!

I am pleased!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Iceland giving Norway 7 points

 

[Lucille]

Already 150 posts more than the misery of 2010.

 

[Lucille]

Which had its high points but nowhere near the non stop euphoria of 99

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT WAS DENMARK?

 

[Lucille]

I hope Pen enjoyed his Joan Collins novel and bottle of Tesco’s finest Malbec instead of this GAY AWAKENING.

 

[Lucille]

Hi Sweden you pervert!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh so we're doing all the nordic countries?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sweden could fuck me!

 

[win_the_game]

WHAT WAS DENMARK?

The fit one that became a silver fox.

 

[win_the_game]

Pontus looks a right SLEAZE

 

[Dark Carnival]

The fit one that became a silver fox.

Oh right! Backstreet Boys!

 

[Dark Carnival]

So much Scandinavian incest

 

[Lucille]

WHAT WAS DENMARK?

According to my notes I didn’t even score them, just crossed them out!

 

[Lucille]

The fit one that became a silver fox.

OH YEAH.

 

[Dark Carnival]

According to my notes I didn’t even score them, just crossed them out!

 

[win_the_game]

According to my notes I didn’t even score them, just crossed them out!

Bitch you're complaining about the state of the scoreboard and you're using PEN & PAPER.

 

[Dark Carnival]

According to my notes I didn’t even score them, just crossed them out!

I did that for 2010 WHAT A FOOL! Should've saved my scoreboard for 1999

 

[win_the_game]

Never heard of Excel?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bitch you're complaining about the state of the scoreboard and you're using PEN & PAPER.

WHAT I DID TOO

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who's the Irish lady?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Never heard of Excel?

!

 

[Lucille]

Never heard of Excel?

Look at my handwriting, I can barely hold a pen let alone compose a spreadsheet!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok I thought we were joking about Germany! didn't think you lot would push them that far up!

 

[Lucille]

2 points for Iceland eat shit bitch.

 

[Lucille]

Why are Israel booing Germany!

 

[win_the_game]

Why are Israel booing Germany!

I wonder??

 

[Dark Carnival]

How are Bosnia getting points? Don't tell me it's sympathy!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wonder??

omg!

 

[win_the_game]

Bosnia was lovely actually.