Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

So much good stuff this year. And they had the foresight to get two of the shittest songs out of the way first and second.

 

[lolly]

Oh it's her from NCIS

 

[Tisch]

My feed froze!

 

[GNL]

None of those dresses match, and yet they are all horrible in their own way...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We better see the Surie attack.

 

[lolly]

Like an Iberian Conway Sisters, only not spawn of Satan

 

[ButterTart]

"For the last time."

Correct, Portugal. You're never winning again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like an Iberian Conway Sisters, only not spawn of Satan

Well...

 

[GNL]

I was going to make a 'my lovely horse' reference for that postcard but then I remembered it's TERF adjacent.

 

[Soldi]

"For the last time."

Correct, Portugal. You're never winning again.

Should have won with CONAN

 

[Tisch]

I really liked Under The Ladder as an opener but I think he flopped so hard in our moopyrate this year darling.

 

[ButterTart]

Set the fucker on fire while he's still trapped.

 

[Soldi]

Set the fucker on fire while he's still trapped.

12 The Ukrainian Wicker Man

 

[D5K]

Still think it’s a weird choice of opener

 

[COB]

I do love how THEATRICAL this is!

 

[Alla]

Oh the Alla Board one! Have fun x

 

[dmlaw]

FASCISTS OF THE UK MEDIA man had a point in retrospect.

In defence of the stage invader, he had ordered those dough balls twenty minutes ago and there was no sign of them.

 

[Soldi]

Oh the Alla Board one! Have fun x

Join us senhõr

 

[Penelope]

Like someone raised Timothée Chalamet on White Stripes and The Fame Monster.

 

[COB]

Tuck and roll!!

 

[Soldi]

Oh not these pair of CUNTS

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine

 

[Suomi]

What if things hadn’t worked out mechanically and he had stayed stuck in that piano

70 Ukraine

 

[Soldi]

04 Ukraine

 

[Tisch]

More of of BOP than I remember!

 

[Tisch]

Attractive too!

 

[Suomi]

45 Ukraine

hmm I will do out of 100 too, it’s the only way to separate the Saara Altos from the Elenis for me

 

[Penelope]

06 Ukraine

 

[Alla]

Join us senhõr

I need fresh air sorry!

 

[Soldi]

Oh if only they’d sent that TITS OUT BANGER LO MALO

 

[GNL]

What if things hadn’t worked out mechanically and he had stayed stuck in that piano

70 Ukraine

Just imagine the RISK ASSSESSMENTS you'd have to fill out for that one.

 

[Tisch]

Didnt these two Spanish cunts meet on Love Island or some such? So our equivalent would be sending Charlotte Crosby and some meatball called Zammy P or something?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FUN FACT: This relationship is DEAD

 

[COB]

I remember feeling bilious when @Alla gave us the story of these two and their reality television love story

 

[lolly]

No recollection of this one.

CAN'T THINK WHY

 

[GNL]

Not another sickening hetero love ballad.

Disgusting.

 

[Tisch]

FUN FACT: This relationship is DEAD

I'd rather THEY were

 

[D5K]

This is even worse than i remembered

 

[Penelope]

Oh god, not these KENNEL CUNTS

I was injured TWICE that week being trampled by RABID SPANISH FANS trotting after them

 

[win_the_game]

This pair split up on the flight home if I recall. He was out and proud before they'd even landed on the tarmac.