Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

Were you even punished then? I assumed you had just drunkenly stumbled on stage looking for Lea Sirk

Beaten shitless and given a lifetime restraining order against SuRie (and Jessica Mauboy for some reason)

 

[Penelope]

Bet Buttertart loves this

 

[Tisch]

(I really like this)

 

[Soldi]

Bet Buttertart loves this

I unashamedly do

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if we'll ever have the opportunity to see this guy do a tedious version of 'Ein Bisschen Frieden' with a much better singer.

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany

 

[D5K]

If the producers go for a ‘no LED’ stage they should insist on the performers sticking to iT too.

 

[Soldi]

I wonder if we'll ever have the opportunity to see this guy do a tedious version of 'Ein Bisschen Frieden' with a much better singer.

In a CHURCH

 

[Penelope]

Europe: Hey lol we've got a chance to make someone from this year's contest a star let's choose that Michael Schulte guy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany

 

[COB]

Hate that I was just brought to tears by that manipulative shit FUCK

 

[dmlaw]

Time for this contest to click INTO GEAR.

 

[win_the_game]

Europe: Hey lol we've got a chance to make someone from this year's contest a star let's choose that Michael Schulte guy

It was a homophobic hate crime not doubt about it.

 

[D5K]

Hate that I was just brought to tears by that manipulative shit FUCK

Oh god you didn’t look directly at it did you?!

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, I can never get my mind away from the idea that 'Bushpepa' sounds like slang for crabs

 

[Penelope]

I think I'd probably shag Eugent once but really regret it during the conversation after.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

(I really like this)

Nazi enabler.

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom
88 Serbia
40 Germany

 

[Iguana]

Clap clap clap clap

 

[COB]

Love this nonsense

 

[Soldi]

Clap clap clap clap

Eugent paved the way for MAHMOOD

 

[Tisch]

Love this too! Such a nice voice and I find him hot.

 

[ButterTart]

Back for this BRUTE.

 

[dmlaw]

Nazi enabler.

To be fair, the Nazis didn't need a lot of enabling. They were mostly a real can-do bunch of lads.

 

[ButterTart]

12455/10 for this moment of absolute MAJESTY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania

 

[COB]

MERCI MERCY

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank god! Time to save the refugees in JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To be fair, the Nazis didn't need a lot of enabling. They were mostly a real can-do bunch of lads.

Really were. Good times.

 

[lolly]

My arsehole twitching already

 

[Tisch]

FANKOO EUROPE!

It's been taken on board.

 

[D5K]

I think this lot are still together?

 

[ButterTart]

Time for this contest to click INTO GEAR.

It came roaring into life thanks to King Eugent, now time for a snooze while France whispers through a song that's barely a shadow of the entries from two years that preceded it.

Still better than that self-important little cunt from last year.

 

[D5K]

This would have done much better if France used Italy’s cheap trick of flashing up the lyrics in English. It’s got a beautiful message but no-one watching would have a clue what it’s about.

 

[win_the_game]

Again I never understood the love for this. It just PLODS along with little impact.

 

[Penelope]

JE M'APPELLE MEL C