Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[D5K]

How much did it cost them to get the projections? There was a massive fuss about who’d pay for it.

 

[win_the_game]

I never really warmed to this. She can sing and it's a lovely frock and all but overall it's rather DULL.

 

[dmlaw]

Surie is tweeting along because of course she is.

She's been furloughed, so she had nothing better to do.

 

[ButterTart]

one person with ten arms.

This reminds me of when Chernobyl entered as an independent territory.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia

 

[COB]

Speaking of kennel cunts!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She's whacked a bit of Veet around her shoulders since the semi, then.

I once Veeted my balls, and the stench was meaty, but not unpleasant.

I think I am broken.

 

[GNL]

That was alright, but would have been better waving around on stilts.

 

[Suomi]

Who here understands funk music? You’ll enjoy this

 

[Penelope]

LOVE how self-satisfied she looks during this whole performance

AND QUITE RIGHT TOO!

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BOOOOOOO!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Speaking of RANCID, SHIT EATING CUNTS.

 

[Alla]

I hated them both even then, so fair play to them for sticking out as long as they did.

I don't have time for them. At least he's having a normal career (normal for someone who sings with his mouth full of bees), but she thought she was gonna be the next big thing: no success at all and TT on twitter for all the wrong reason. FLUSH

 

[Tisch]

10 the dress
04 the song

 

[AGinAg (37)]

An article came up the other day about Rybak suffering from depression. I didn't read it.

 

[win_the_game]

This is going on mute for the next 3 mins.

 

[Soldi]

Oh WHAT NOW

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia

 

[D5K]

I know he’s a twat but I feel sorry for him having flu all week

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If your act only makes sense with post production you have FAILED as an artist.

 

[Tisch]

Urgh that FACE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is absolutely foul.

 

[COB]

So in the arena this was just SOME CUNT doing air instruments?

 

[D5K]

Also this is so catchy that I just can’t hate it.

 

[lolly]

I feel like we've seen the light up dress gimmick about 400,000 times. It should be banned from future performances, as should the bit where the dancers all stand in a line and wave their arms about as if they're one person with ten arms.

 

[GNL]

An article came up the other day about Rybak suffering from depression. I didn't read it.

Ageing is hard for twinks.

 

[Penelope]

Oh WHAT NOW

100? REALLY? COMPLETE PERFECTION?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway

 

[dmlaw]

Who here understands funk music? You’ll enjoy this

I think you many have mistyped the first and last letters of 'funk' there. I guess the c is quite close to the f but t and k are nowhere near each other.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Norway really do go from high to low with astonishing ease.

 

[Soldi]

100? REALLY? COMPLETE PERFECTION?!

Where did I say my rating was out of 100?

 

[OutSynk]

How much did it cost them to get the projections? There was a massive fuss about who’d pay for it.

65 000 euros.

 

[win_the_game]

Was Rybak always such a sweaty looking coke junkie?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think you many have mistyped the first and last letters of 'funk' there. I guess the c is quite close to the f but t and k are nowhere near each other.

I wouldn't call it fuck music either.

 

[Penelope]

I think you many have mistyped the first and last letters of 'funk' there. I guess the c is quite close to the f but t and k are nowhere near each other.

SEX CAULDRON MUSIC?

 

[COB]

We tried to interview Alexander about his return to the contest, but he wasn't home.

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway

 

[dmlaw]

REPORTED. HATE SPEECH.

 

[Penelope]

Was Rybak always such a sweaty looking coke junkie?

No, only once he became a coke junkie.