Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

I admire her copying my dance moves to any song.

Also the dazzling frock was mine.

 

[lolly]

Last time I saw so much lard, it was on Emma Bunton's forehead.

 

[D5K]

This is better than I remember

 

[Penelope]

Oh you know what I don't give a fuck this was SENSATIONAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark
85 Australia

 

[Penelope]

IMAGINE DYING AT A PRIDE PARADE TO THIS!

 

[lolly]

I think the performance is REALLY poor

 

[D5K]

Denmark to Moldova really is a great stretch of songs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She rescues herself from some potentially rough notes.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark
97 Australia

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not entirely sure love IS stronger than fire

We should test it with the Spanish singers from earlier. If they love each other enough, they won't burn.

 

[Soldi]

I think she’s going to WIN

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia

 

[COB]

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory Equinox?!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm not entirely sure love IS stronger than fire

I agree. I didn't see anyone rushing to hug Grenfell when that went up.

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom
88 Serbia
40 Germany
73 Albania
99 France
00 Czech Republic
66 Denmark
100 Australia

 

[GNL]

Wow, is dabbing two years old? TIME FLIES.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Dab!
The Over Shoulder!
The upskirt!

 

[Penelope]

Horrifying.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jessica More Boys is such a Moopy name.

 

[win_the_game]

Serbia look rapey as fuck.

 

[Penelope]

Cesar deep into his comedown at this point.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHORE!

 

[COB]

Portugal, I don't know her

 

[Penelope]

"Oh, I'm TIRED NOW"

You just got CARRIED YOU LAZY BITCH!

 

[VoR]

Poor Lys. She didn't even get a standing ovation.

 

[Penelope]

Guys, at this sad moment remembering that Lys Assia is dead, I think it's important we all remember that Terry Wogan is also dead.

 

[COB]

Is Lys Assia still no longer with us, could somebody check please?

 

[Soldi]

Ooh ALBUFEIRA now I’ve been there

 

[ButterTart]

"All aboard". The slogan of this year, and an accurate description of the hosts' sex lives.

 

[VoR]

Loving this LESBIAN GOLFING postcard

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are you ready for EVERYTHING TO HAPPEN?

 

[Soldi]

Guys, at this sad moment remembering that Lys Assia is dead, I think it's important we all remember that Terry Wogan is also dead.

 

[ButterTart]

Is Lys Assia still no longer with us, could somebody check please?

She died two years ago. Not from old age, she was gunned down in a drug deal gone south.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kitty Brucknell did it better.

 

[D5K]

Love the song but the performance is just too kitchen sink for me

 

[Penelope]

Poor mannish Sarah. Even the gays knew she wasn't the headline act tonight

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She died two years ago. Not from old age, she was gunned down in a drug deal gone south.

She shot first. Cunt deserved it.

 

[Penelope]

This is the worst Nazi orgy ever