Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST) (3 Viewers)

[AGinAg (37)]

This bollock-faced nonentity is a thankless slog, but worth it for the imperial might of the next song.

Worth it for his face in the voting.

 

[D5K]

The running order did Sweden no favours coming after Moldova. Two opposite ends of the performance spectrum.

 

[lolly]

he's utterly repulsive

 

[VoR]

Benjamin recently had a big Swedish hit with a cover of Lionel Richie's 'All Night Long'.

It sounds pretty much as you'd expect.

 

[Tisch]

Hahahahah his face and his little nod knowing how many Televotes that got him

 

[Penelope]

I know Benjamin looks like he smells of feet, but I do think the track if anything is UNDERRATED for being by him

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Benjamin recently had a big Swedish hit with a cover of Lionel Richie's 'All Night Long'.

It sounds pretty much as you'd expect.

Oh God.

 

[COB]

The only joy I take from this is imagining his evil mum singing it with the exact same outfit and staging.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark
85 Australia
89 Finland
33 Bulgaria (100 after the attack. 3 dead)
98 Moldova
62 Sweden

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The only joy I take from this is imagining his evil mum singing it with the exact same outfit and staging.

Who's his mum?

 

[Penelope]

The only joy I take from this is imagining his evil mum singing it with the exact same outfit and staging.

I really want them to do Melodifestivalen together with a thinly-veiled rewrite of Somethin' Stupid where she eats him whole at the end

 

[lolly]

I know Benjamin looks like he smells of feet, but I do think the track if anything is UNDERRATED for being by him

It probably is. I can't get past HIM, the strange little pigdogrunt

 

[Suomi]

Sweden is good except for Anton Du Beke gurning his way through

 

[D5K]

Yeah yeah FIRE

 

[ButterTart]

HERE IT IS!

 

[Penelope]

Who's his mum?

GIMLET-EYED HARRIDAN and perennial Melfest loser Pernilla Wahlgren

 

[win_the_game]

Love this COCK ROCK

 

[VoR]

I honestly don't understand how people who sing like this sustain a career.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GIMLET-EYED HARRIDAN and perennial Melfest loser Pernilla Wahlgren

OH!

 

[Soldi]

The only joy I take from this is imagining his evil mum singing it with the exact same outfit and staging.

Who is his mum? It’s not Malena again is it?

 

[COB]

Who's his mum?

Pernilla Wahlgren of Swedish House Wives fame:

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia
63 Finland
85 Bulgaria
95 Moldova
47 Sweden

 

[dmlaw]

This is Eurovision FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia
80 Finland
95/00 Bulgaria
99 Moldova
78 Sweden

 

[COB]

Absolutely love this!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HERE IT IS!

Yeah I've needed a quick shit all night.

 

[COB]

I hope this WENT OFF in the arena as much as it looks like it did.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, I love this so much. I listen to it when I'm walking to work to gee me up.

It does the job so well I sprint through the door and kick my manager straight in the tit.

 

[D5K]

I love a rock key change

 

[win_the_game]

I hope this WENT OFF in the arena as much as it looks like it did.

I bet Kala was ROCKING THE FUCK OUT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark
85 Australia
89 Finland
33 Bulgaria (100 after the attack. 3 dead)
98 Moldova
62 Sweden
12 Hungary

 

[ButterTart]

I love a rock key change

Oh yes.

 

[D5K]

Every year should have one entry like this. What was the rockiest 2020 entry? Georgia?

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck me, I love this so much. I listen to it when I'm walking to work to gee me up.

It does the job so well I sprint through the door and kick my manager straight in the tit.

I love this too! See we're not so different after all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't come here for this!

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark
97 Australia
59 Finland
98 Bulgaria
119 Moldova
45 Sweden
88 Hungary

 

[Penelope]

Sorry I know ButterTart's having fun but that was worse than 9/11

 

[Soldi]

OH NOT THIS CHICKEN CUNT

CLUCK OFF

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia
63 Finland
85 Bulgaria
95 Moldova
47 Sweden
34 Hungary

 

[Tisch]

Is the drummer literally in his pyjamas?

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia
80 Finland
95/00 Bulgaria
99 Moldova
78 Sweden
00 Hungary