Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

Oh wait, was this from the second semi? That explains a lot actually

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark
97 Australia
59 Finland
98 Bulgaria
119 Moldova
45 Sweden
88 Hungary
50 Israel
01 Netherlands

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Quick China switch off Ireland!

 

[Penelope]

It's almost hard to believe that this wasn't even the most racist Dutch entry of the decade.

Barely a shade on O'G3NE

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia
63 Finland
85 Bulgaria
95 Moldova
47 Sweden
34 Hungary
78 Israel
27 Netherlands

 

[win_the_game]

Did Netta come out the public bogs in her postcard?

A well known cottager around Tel Aviv so I've heard.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia
80 Finland
95/00 Bulgaria
99 Moldova
78 Sweden
02 Hungary
83 Israel (would've been 100 with attack)
00 Netherlands

 

[dmlaw]

Different semi babes

But, we did miss out on...god, that semi was shit...Latvia?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's almost hard to believe that this wasn't even the most racist Dutch entry of the decade.

Their blackface entry was a banger at least.

 

[Soldi]

But, we did miss out on...god, that semi was shit...Latvia?

I mean FUCKING RYBAK WON IT!

Of the non qualifiers I was rather fond of MONTENEGRO

 

[dmlaw]

I'm surprised Chlammy never told us that he had danced for Ireland at Eurovision.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My screen just went onto screensaver. Is my TV homophobic?

 

[Iguana]

I'm surprised Chlammy never told us that he had danced for Ireland at Eurovision.

Can't wait for the fist pump

 

[Penelope]

Seeing gays being won over by this was such an eyeroll. Have some fucking self respect!

 

[dmlaw]

My screen just went onto screensaver. Is my TV homophobic?

Just be glad that you aren't trying to watch an act with visible tattoos.

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark
97 Australia
59 Finland
98 Bulgaria
119 Moldova
45 Sweden
88 Hungary
50 Israel
01 Netherlands
60 Ireland

 

[ButterTart]

Lovely, life-affirming stage show and all, but the song itself is a squeaky dirge.

 

[D5K]

Seeing gays being won over by this was such an eyeroll. Have some fucking self respect!

Eyeroll is the perfect word for this

 

[Iguana]

Did Azerbaijan EXPLODE during this perf?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love how homosexuality went from being illegal to pretty much on their flag in 25 years.

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia
63 Finland
85 Bulgaria
95 Moldova
47 Sweden
34 Hungary
78 Israel
27 Netherlands
59 Ireland

 

[D5K]

So this song was nowhere before rehearsals right?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark
85 Australia
89 Finland
33 Bulgaria (100 after the attack. 3 dead)
98 Moldova
62 Sweden
12 Hungary
95 Israel
15 Netherlands
79 Ireland

 

[Tisch]

Lorv is lorv <3

 

[Penelope]

And now - for the ONLY gay representation I could EVER NEED OR WANT

 

[Suomi]

Seeing gays being won over by this was such an eyeroll. Have some fucking self respect!

love is love

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia
80 Finland
95/00 Bulgaria
99 Moldova
78 Sweden
02 Hungary
83 Israel (would've been 100 with attack)
00 Netherlands
33 Ireland

 

[COB]

Yes, THIS is gay culture!

 

[Penelope]

love is love

And sometimes LOVE IS SHIT!

 

[win_the_game]

Seeing gays being won over by this was such an eyeroll. Have some fucking self respect!

If I recall, this place was FROTHING over it.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, I don't know this one. 'Fogue', I'll have to see if it's on Apple Music.

 

[Tisch]

Yeah yeah, fire!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yeah yeah, fire.

 

[Penelope]

Crying silently while watching the screen

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FILTHY HOT BOP.

 

[Tisch]

Lovely hair, beautiful hair

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thing is 10 years prior this was every other song.

 

[dmlaw]

That is a very skilful tuck. You can barely see a hint of it.

 

[win_the_game]

YAS FYFFES QUEEN!!

 

[Penelope]

HYPERVENTILATING AND SCREAMING INVOLUNTARILY AT THE SCREEN