Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST) (3 Viewers)

[Tisch]

I wonder what made her decide she needed four Saara Aalto's for her backing singers?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder what made her decide she needed four Saara Aalto's for her backing singers?

Why just have one?!

 

[D5K]

Amazing vocals to do that live

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia
63 Finland
85 Bulgaria
95 Moldova
47 Sweden
34 Hungary
78 Israel
27 Netherlands
59 Ireland
83 Cyprus

 

[Tisch]

If you listen to the lyrics, they're actually quite deep.

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark
85 Australia
89 Finland
33 Bulgaria (100 after the attack. 3 dead)
98 Moldova
62 Sweden
12 Hungary
95 Israel
15 Netherlands
79 Ireland
98 Cyprus

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark
97 Australia
59 Finland
98 Bulgaria
119 Moldova
45 Sweden
88 Hungary
50 Israel
01 Netherlands
60 Ireland
193940403049504045 Cyprus

 

[COB]

I'm crying about the fact she didn't win and we didn't get NICOSIA 2019

 

[ZenGiraffe]

[Soldi wet over mediocre Italian entry]

 

[Soldi]

This wasn’t as good as VIETATO MORIRE

 

[ButterTart]

I like this one as well. What a fucking year.

 

[win_the_game]

This wasn’t as good as VIETATO MORIRE

or PORTAMI VIA.

 

[Soldi]

[Soldi wet over mediocre Italian entry]

It’s ART my love. I mean, I can’t recall a Major European terror attack after this? They’ve done their job!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm crying about the fact she didn't win and we didn't get NICOSIA 2019

Possibly a save. I enjoyed the Israeli hosting.

 

[Penelope]

A reminder that with the reference to "eyes like a lioness", the lyrics to Fuego are CANONICALLY LESBIAN

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia
80 Finland
95/00 Bulgaria
99 Moldova
78 Sweden
02 Hungary
83 Israel (would've been 100 with attack)
00 Netherlands
33 Ireland
100 Cyprus

 

[dmlaw]

Every Italian entry that is not Diodato will now be at least a slight let down. This one is a big let down.

 

[Tisch]

I'm crying about the fact she didn't win and we didn't get NICOSIA 2019

AIYA NAPA surely?

#Lovinlovinlovinit.

 

[D5K]

Should be disqualified for the text effects

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It’s ART my love. I mean, I can’t recall a Major European terror attack after this? They’ve done their job!

Tell that the two who died on London Bridge but it was OK because a rapist had a tusk.

 

[dmlaw]

Possibly a save. I enjoyed the Israeli hosting.

Yeah, whilst Cyprus deserve a win, we didn't need two countries with no money hosting in a row, unless it was Moldova.

 

[ButterTart]

Managing to put on a show without having to dick around in an empty coliseum.

Some people need manufactured stage presence, others just have it in spades.

 

[D5K]

This wasn’t as good as VIETATO MORIRE

Oh come on, the chorus to vietato morire is just a clone of ‘the girl from pacmahara’ by Friends (look it up).

 

[Penelope]

Guys there's really nothing interesting about thinking every single Italian entry is perfect. Have some fucking STANDARDS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Guys there's really nothing interesting about thinking every single Italian entry is perfect. Have some fucking STANDARDS

SHADE!

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark
38 Australia
63 Finland
85 Bulgaria
95 Moldova
47 Sweden
34 Hungary
78 Israel
27 Netherlands
59 Ireland
83 Cyprus
84 Italy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark
85 Australia
89 Finland
33 Bulgaria (100 after the attack. 3 dead)
98 Moldova
62 Sweden
12 Hungary
95 Israel
15 Netherlands
79 Ireland
98 Cyprus
58 Italy

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark
97 Australia
59 Finland
98 Bulgaria
119 Moldova
45 Sweden
88 Hungary
50 Israel
01 Netherlands
60 Ireland
193940403049504045 Cyprus
119 Italy

 

[win_the_game]

Guys there's really nothing interesting about thinking every single Italian entry is perfect. Have some fucking STANDARDS

 

[dmlaw]

Managing to put on a show without having to dick around in an empty coliseum.

Some people need manufactured stage presence, others just have it in spades.

Maybe for the next Moopyvision karaoke I'll go and do Fai Rumore at the Castlefield Bowl.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark
91 Australia
80 Finland
95/00 Bulgaria
99 Moldova
78 Sweden
02 Hungary
83 Israel (would've been 100 with attack)
00 Netherlands
33 Ireland
100 Cyprus
15 Italy

 

[ButterTart]

Christ, everything about that Ukraine song was fucking disgusting.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 Moldova
10 Cyprus
08 Israel
07 Denmark
06 Finland
05 Serbia
04 Australia
03 Ireland
02 Lithuania
01 Czech Republic

 

[Penelope]

It’s ART my love. I mean, I can’t recall a Major European terror attack after this? They’ve done their job!

It doesn't become art to read out the rhyming dictionary over a Radio 2 backing track just because it's in FUCKING ITALIAN!

 

[D5K]

It’s a stronger and more varied year than I remember.

which makes me think once again that 2020 would probably have been better than we thought when every country came up with a proper performance.

 

[Soldi]

It doesn't become art to read out the rhyming dictionary over a Radio 2 backing track just because it's in FUCKING ITALIAN!

OH FUCK OFF

 

[ButterTart]

THESE ARE NOT VIABLE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WRITING A SONG, YOU SQUARE FACED SHITCUNT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fai Rumore was legit great before THE PERF.

 

[lolly]

12 Moldova
10 Bulgaria
08 Italy
07 Cyprus
06 Portugal
05 Israel
04 France
03 Slovenia
02 Denmark
01 Albania

 

[win_the_game]

12 Portugal
10 Italy
08 Australia
07 Hungary
06 Serbia
05 Cyprus
04 Albania
03 Sweden
02 Israel
01 Slovenia