Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

They're such SLUTS!

 

[win_the_game]

Hard to decide which was the worst out of Portugal, Norway and Sweden. Surely a career-low for the latter two, whereas Portugal managed to out-abomination themselves just a year later.

You really are evil. Definitely one to keep an eye on.

 

[dmlaw]

When they asked if anyone had a phone, I was very concerned that Conan Osiris might have been going to show up.

 

[Penelope]

Madame Europe

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nice that Deborah Meaden turned up.

 

[ButterTart]

Really should have invested in a Madame X facemask

This one really nails her complexion and subtle surgical enhancements.

 

[Soldi]

SOOZY

 

[Penelope]

Imagine starting a revolution with Dolly Style - Hello Hi

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SUZY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd have preferred a trashy dance version.

 

[win_the_game]

Imagine starting a revolution with Dolly Style - Hello Hi

Being forced to listen to that is enough to make me TAKE UP ARMS.

 

[D5K]

What's this I'm hearing about LOREEN doing the demo of BONES?

 

[Penelope]

Still think they should've sent Mao

 

[Penelope]

What's this I'm hearing about LOREEN doing the demo of BONES?

I think it was intended for her, I don't know if she ever recorded it though

 

[COB]

What's this I'm hearing about LOREEN doing the demo of BONES?

What?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh that's where it's from!

 

[win_the_game]

I think it was intended for her, I don't know if she ever recorded it though

Yes the song was meant for her but Tamara (Georgia 2017) sang on the demo.

 

[COB]

Why do they insist on foisting this paedo's favourite on us?!

 

[Soldi]

Where’s @Jacques to bring us the hot Junior Eurovision updates?

 

[Penelope]

The repeated appearances of Suzy throughout the shows really was a VERY WELCOME runner that year

 

[D5K]

Yes the song was meant for her but Tamara (Georgia 2017) sang on the demo.

Ah that does make sense as Tamara's married to Borislav.

 

[lolly]

I think I'm out for the scoring.

 

[dmlaw]

I suppose it's too much to hope that Salvador's new heart might give out during this performance.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

His death within a year of winning would have been welcomed.

 

[Kala]

12 Cyprus
10 Finland
08 Australia
07 France
06 Israel
05 United Kingdom
04 Slovenia
03 Moldova
02 Estonia
01 Lithuania

-102039456273927492 Norway

 

[win_the_game]

I suppose it's too much to hope that Salvador's new heart might give out during this performance.

Someone died so this dreadful cunt could live.

 

[ButterTart]

He's done his best to create something even more dismal than whatever his winning one was called.

And he somehow looks even cuntier.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The pianist can't even look at him.

 

[Penelope]

MALE VOX IN KALA'S TOP TEN

 

[ButterTart]

What's wrong with him? Is the pacemaker giving him an electric shock?

 

[win_the_game]

Branko and Company don't seem so bad now do they.

 

[dmlaw]

Does anyone else want to add up the Moopy votes?

 

[dmlaw]

You just know that the musician Salvador admires the most is going to be fuck awful.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That new heart really slowed his metabolism down.

 

[ButterTart]

What's Paul O'Grady doing here?

 

[COB]

I must say I do quite like Amar Pelos Dois.

 

[ButterTart]

Branko and Company don't seem so bad now do they.

That fucking clown from 1973 doesn't seem so bad either.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's Paul O'Grady doing here?

Laying flowers on Cilla's balcony.

Blood's still there.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Caetano what a way to shit on your own musical legacy