Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[dmlaw]

Denmark and Hungary too low. Australia too high.

6 Australia 54
7 Finland 45
8= Denmark 43
8= Estonia 43
10 Hungary 38

 

[VoR]

0 points to Cyprus from the UK Juries.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This boy is making me feel emotions.

Mainly disdain.

 

[COB]

Imagine being DESTROYED in the boardroom by this Latvian woman

 

[ButterTart]

This boy is making me feel emotions.

Mainly disdain.

Is 'bilious' an emotion?

 

[Penelope]

This boy is making me feel emotions.

Mainly disdain.

Oh you know FAR too much

 

[ButterTart]

Denmark and Hungary too low. Australia too high.

6 Australia 54
7 Finland 45
8= Denmark 43
8= Estonia 43
10 Hungary 38

Hungary getting into the top ten at all is a victory as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Penelope]

FINLAND 7th ON MOOPY

 

[VoR]

Imagine watching this show and not giving Cyprus any points. Blows my mind.

 

[Penelope]

Imagine watching this show and not giving Cyprus any points. Blows my mind.

@Suomi

 

[VoR]

@Suomi

Oh I meant the national juries, but sure

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine watching this show and not giving Cyprus any points. Blows my mind.

I'm sensing an upcoming awkward conversation between you and Suomi.

 

[Penelope]

God TAKE THE HINT NICKY

 

[dmlaw]

We like them, but we don't want them on our podium.

4 Bulgaria 70
5 France 58

 

[Penelope]

Bulgaria fourth really is some sort of triumph

 

[VoR]

Where did Miss Moldova pick up that accent?

 

[D5K]

Bulgaria fourth really is some sort of triumph

I hadn't realised other people liked it as much as me.

 

[Penelope]

A delightful reappearance of WOTES from Iceland there

 

[COB]

Why are the Belgian presenters ALWAYS outside the Atomium?! There are actual nice buildings in Brussels, change it up a bit

 

[dmlaw]

Moopy has no interest in a trip to Tel Aviv next year.

3 Israel 87

 

[ButterTart]

I hadn't realised other people liked it as much as me.

As I said before, it's my favourite song they've ever submitted.

 

[VoR]

Cesar makes Dami Im look like a FOUNTAIN of personality.

 

[Penelope]

Why are the Belgian presenters ALWAYS outside the Atomium?! There are actual nice buildings in Brussels, change it up a bit

Makes me sick how the UK one is always in front of Tower Bridge these days. Put it back on Old Compton Street

 

[COB]

As I said before, it's my favourite song they've ever submitted.

Tied with If Love Was A Crime for me but yes, it's fucking BLINDING.

 

[Penelope]

Blue dress green room host is absolutely appalling

 

[D5K]

Makes me sick how the UK one is always in front of Tower Bridge these days. Put it back on Old Compton Street

Better to be somewhere recognisable...

 

[D5K]

Is this yoo-ooooo woman again?

 

[dmlaw]

In second place with the Moopy votes

2 Moldova 115

 

[dmlaw]

Which means that the winner is

1 Cyprus 126

 

[Penelope]

Better to be somewhere recognisable...

Oh tell me half the UK viewers don't recognise that GAY HAJJ

 

[COB]

Boobrate Italia!

 

[Penelope]

Is this the same bitch that did the crap Amir singing? Why is she CODE-SWITCHING!

 

[dmlaw]

Except, by Moopy bylaws, any song featuring male vocals which receives points from Kala gets an automatic extra 12, so Moldova wins!!!

 

[D5K]

In second place with the Moopy votes

2 Moldova 115

I'm pleased it even came so close!

 

[ButterTart]

Rybak with a face like he's licking piss off a thistle.

 

[Penelope]

Alexander Rybak hiding his mouth as soon as he can at every opportunity - classic body language for being utterly mortified

 

[ButterTart]

Which means that the winner is

1 Cyprus 126

I mean, fucking Hell. Only 11 points ahead of Moldova!

 

[COB]

6ix9ine in skin bleaching DISASTER

 

[Penelope]

NOTHING to Cyprus from the Aussie gays! Disgusting!

 

[ButterTart]

Alexander Rybak hiding his mouth as soon as he can at every opportunity - classic body language for being utterly mortified

GOOD. I hope he quits music.