Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[dmlaw]

Fine. The real full Moopy scores are below. Moldova's better.

1 Cyprus 126
2 Moldova 115
3 Israel 87
4 Bulgaria 70
5 France 58
6 Australia 54
7 Finland 45
8= Denmark 43
8= Estonia 43
10 Hungary 38
11= Italy 35
11= Albania 35
13 Portugal 27
14 Slovenia 17
15 Serbia 15
16= Sweden 9
16= Austria 9
16= Ukraine 9
16= Lithuania 9
20 United Kingdom 7
21= Ireland 6
21= Germany 6
23 Czech Republic 4
24 Norway 3
25= Netherlands 0
25= Spain 0

 

[Penelope]

God, the day Benjamin Ingrosso discovers drugs is going to be a wild ride.

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine if fucking Sweden had won.

 

[D5K]

Our top 3 is unchanged from Moopyvision 2018, Bulgaria has jumped up though.

 

[Penelope]

The crowd not even giving a fuck at the flagrant Greek 12 to Cyprus for once

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine if fucking Sweden had won.

It's enough to make a person think that the Turks were right about the juries being pure evil.

 

[COB]

I've come to REALLY APPRECIATE BARBARA through these rewatches

 

[Penelope]

I've come to REALLY APPRECIATE BARBARA through these rewatches

What an unalloyed good time gal!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They should have got Saara's lesbian superfan turned girlfriend to present!

 

[dmlaw]

Wow. Even the people of Saaaraa's hometown were supporting all nations. They must have really hated her.

 

[Penelope]

OMG ALSOU

And it was NOT 2009!

 

[Penelope]

! at that SHAMELESS 12 from Russia to the Kirkirov project that year

 

[D5K]

I don't remember the results going like this at all!

 

[ButterTart]

It's enough to make a person think that the Turks were right about the juries being pure evil.

I read that just as Austria got 12 points, which only backed the Turks up.

 

[Penelope]

I hadn't remembered Cyprus looking as strong as they had in the first half of the jury voting.

 

[COB]

EGG(LA) CHAT 2018

 

[D5K]

I don't remember the results going like this at all!

Although thinking about it I was frantically searching for hotels in Stockholm around this moment...

 

[ButterTart]

At the arse completely falling out of Ukraine's jury vote.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its BONNEH!

 

[Suomi]

Congratulations to Moldova for winning both the Moopy vote and The Visionary Dream Award

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Alexander Rybak hiding his mouth as soon as he can at every opportunity - classic body language for being utterly mortified

It's beautiful.

 

[Penelope]

EGG(LA) CHAT 2018

eggs la rape

 

[Penelope]

Elina looking like she's just won the thing with that last 12

 

[Penelope]

Love that Saara abandoned the UK and did exactly as well for Finland

 

[D5K]

Congratulations to Moldova for winning both the Moopy vote and The Visionary Dream Award

A worthy winner

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel like the presenters learned English through a term abroad.

 

[dmlaw]

Quick. Zoom in on Benjamin Ingrosso's face.

 

[Penelope]

That 9 for Australia really WOUNDED the crowd

 

[Penelope]

Lea Sirk, Saara and SuRie - all more popular with the public vote than Sweden

 

[Penelope]

Love how you can hear the howls of pain as the ones which fans in the crowd had a shitload of money on go out

 

[ButterTart]

I love that even the hosts smiled at the fact Austria were knocked out of the running.

 

[ButterTart]

That Moldovan guy wants to stop dabbing,

 

[dmlaw]

This is much better than the new method of announcing the votes.

 

[Penelope]

This is much better than the new method of announcing the votes.

Yeah, agreed. Why not let those who did best in the televote have their moment? It just puts even more of a favouritism on those who did well in the juries.

 

[Penelope]

The death mask Timothée Chalamet one in Italy is a bit 'Melovin in 30 years', isn't he?

 

[ButterTart]

Wait, they've not mentioned I don't think... who won?

 

[dmlaw]

Wait, they've not mentioned I don't think... who won?

Moldova

 

[Penelope]

Cyprus only getting 4 more points in the televote than Italy really is an underrated moment of SUPREME HOMOPHOBIA from Madame Europe!

 

[ButterTart]

"Thank you for choosing different... now here's my uptempo pop song."

 

[dmlaw]

Lithuania and Serbia both got more televote 12s than Cyprus. The televoters do have some issues.