Eurovision Rewatch: Luxembourg City, 1984 (00:00 BST / 01:00 CEST, 3 May 2020) (1 Viewer)

[lolly]

"Jag är en sång och en dans man"

Words to live by

Don't be that person

 

[Alla]

Was that a muppet?

 

[lolly]

07 Sweden

 

[Soldi]

You expect him to wait seventeen years?

She’s been off with me since she realised I was a few years younger than I said I was yesterday, not that I said ANY DIFFERENT

 

[dmlaw]

Brett Andreson is 73

You might be thinking of his sister Jessica there.

 

[ButterTart]

Brett Andreson is 73

I actually just googled that because from the look of him it felt like it could be real.

 

[Madison]

Ooh this was good start - until she started singing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Sweden

 

[VoR]

I'm unsettled by this one already.

 

[COB]

This is promising!

 

[Suomi]

These verses are legit incredible though

 

[Dark Carnival]

SQUEAKY

 

[Lucille]

The SYNTHS

 

[ButterTart]

Look at the quality of this CG! It's like a Belarusian animated feature from 2020.

 

[D5K]

Well if that means this contest has peaked I'm going to bed.

 

[Alla]

She needs a good fuck.

 

[Soldi]

At least she’s HAPPY TO BE THERE. That can’t be said for the winner the previous year.

 

[Suomi]

She’s got the same qualities of Alizee but an octave higher

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Pick a key dear. PICK A KEY AND STICK WITH IT

 

[COB]

I might have spoken too soon

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Underage Lux Fun Now XXX

 

[Madison]

Is the baby voice meant to be endearing?

 

[lolly]

This would be amazing with a different singer. And a different chorus.

 

[win_the_game]

Love this HOT SHIT in her best C&A office wear.

 

[ButterTart]

This irritating bitch is actually a bit of a fox. @dmlaw to check whether I've just set off an Amber alert by saying that.

 

[VoR]

VHS FREEZE

 

[Dark Carnival]

I bet this silly bint writes love letters and puts hearts above her i's

 

[Lucille]

She’s been off with me since she realised I was a few years younger than I said I was yesterday, not that I said ANY DIFFERENT

Omg you LIED about your age. BLESS!

 

[Madison]

Oh no - she's lost it completely.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I HATE HER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her voice is croaky AND flat.

 

[Soldi]

Poor love can’t hit any fucking note

 

[Suomi]

Sophie Carle is only the fourth native Luxembourgian to represent her country

 

[Soldi]

Omg you LIED about your age. BLESS!

By TWO WEEKS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is the baby voice meant to be endearing?

I feel like we're all on a list now. Well, those of us that weren't on one already

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This irritating bitch is actually a bit of a fox. @dmlaw to check whether I've just set off an Amber alert by saying that.

You're fine. 20 here.

 

[Madison]

Don't forget to join in on the booing when the UK eventually perform.

 

[Soldi]

I feel like we're all on a list now. Well, those of us that weren't on one already

Omg please stay!

 

[VoR]

Apparently she's one of the very few Native Luxembourgers to represent her country. They usually just nick singers from France (and on occasion Greece)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Chérie je te donne un ZERO et rien de plus