Eurovision Rewatch: Luxembourg City, 1984 (00:00 BST / 01:00 CEST, 3 May 2020)

[win_the_game]

FINALLY A FATALITY

DESERVED

 

[Lucille]

I’ve often thought 80s fashion has a bad rep but their have been so many MONSTROSITIES TONIGHT.

 

[lolly]

07 Sweden
05 Luxembourg
05 France
06 Spain
10 Norway
06 UK
04 Cyprus
03 Belgium
09 Ireland
06 Denmark
09 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
05 Germany
08 Turkey
08 Finland

 

[Dark Carnival]

03 Sweden
01 Luxembourg
03 France
04 Spain
03 Norway
02 UK
05 Cyprus
01 Belgium
06 Ireland
06 Denmark
03 Netherlands
02 Yugoslavia
02 Austria
06 Allemagne
08 Turquie
05 Finlande

 

[ButterTart]

Kirka is dead. Acute illness.

Did he suffer the way we just have?

 

[Madison]

Dancing on Nazi gold.

 

[Lucille]

Oh yes the GOLD HOARDING Swiss.

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Sweden
08 Luxembourg
08 France
08 Spain
08 Norway
06 UK
05 Cyprus
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
07 Denmark
07 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
06 Austria
07 Germany
08 Turkey
06 Finland

 

[dmlaw]

These postcards make Knightmare look like it had high production values.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bit of a nose there.

 

[Madison]

Did he suffer the way we just have?

It was acute, so no.

 

[Suomi]

These verses are very good but that chorus It’s like the eighties is trying to break free from the shackles of the seventies tonight

 

[dmlaw]

Oh yes the GOLD HOARDING Swiss.

At least the skiers didn't have obviously hooked noses.

 

[COB]

These postcards make Knightmare look like it had high production values.

90% of these entries would be improved by someone wandering about with a bucket on their head, too.

 

[Raining on Me]

That red dress makes her look a thousand times bigger than I assume she is. Quite nice song however

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Imagine we could have been back in Israel right now.

 

[ButterTart]

These postcards make Knightmare look like it had high production values.

That used to scare the shit out of me. I genuinely believed he froze the contestants for a week until the next episode.

 

[Madison]

Q: Welche Farbe hat der Sonnenschein?

A: Gelb

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Sweden
03 Luxembourg
05 France
08 Spain
09 Norway
05 UK
05 Cyprus
02 Belgium
09 Ireland
08 Denmark
07 Netherlands
03 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
06 Germany
08 Turkey
03 Finland
04 Switzerland

 

[ButterTart]

Q: Welche Farbe hat der Sonnenschein?

A: Gelb

What colour is sunshine?

 

[COB]

That used to scare the shit out of me. I genuinely believed he froze the contestants for a week until the next episode.

My mum once told us the contestants ACTUALLY DIE when they lost, and I believed it

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Sweden
08 Luxembourg
08 France
08 Spain
08 Norway
06 UK
05 Cyprus
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
07 Denmark
07 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
06 Austria
07 Germany
08 Turkey
06 Finland
07 Switzerland

 

[lolly]

07 Sweden
05 Luxembourg
05 France
06 Spain
10 Norway
06 UK
04 Cyprus
03 Belgium
09 Ireland
06 Denmark
09 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
05 Germany
08 Turkey
08 Finland
06 Switzerland

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING WITH THESE POSTCARDS?

Was that an earthquake GAG?

 

[Soldi]

03 Sweden
01 Luxembourg
03 France
04 Spain
03 Norway
02 UK
05 Cyprus
01 Belgium
06 Ireland
06 Denmark
03 Netherlands
02 Yugoslavia
02 Austria
06 Allemagne
08 Turquie
05 Finlande

I’ve noticed you’ve turned into FRANCAIS all of a sudden

 

[Lucille]

GIVE ME STRENGTH.

 

[ButterTart]

My mum once told us the contestants ACTUALLY DIE when they lost, and I believed it

Yes! I could never understand why anyone would want to go on it when there was no guarantee they'd make it home.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This sounds more like it.

 

[Madison]

Che naso!

 

[Lucille]

My mum once told us the contestants ACTUALLY DIE when they lost, and I believed it

As a kid I genuinely believed when people died in films they died for real.

 

[Soldi]

As a kid I genuinely believed when people died in films they died for real.

 

[ButterTart]

These two look like a couple that haven't been intimate for a good decade.

 

[Lucille]

WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING WITH THESE POSTCARDS?

Was that an earthquake GAG?

They’re the WINNER of the evening for me!

 

[lolly]

As a kid I genuinely believed when people died in films they died for real.

As a child, I genuinely thought if you believed in God, you wouldn't die.

 

[Lucille]

I was baffled why any actor would AGREE TO IT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Call Me By Your Name was happening in Italy around this time.

 

[Soldi]

Oh what a load of SHITE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LOVE ITALY

 

[Lucille]

Ok I take it back this is a low key banger.

 

[Madison]

They brought the valkeries for one line.