Eurovision rewatch: Malmö 1992

[Penelope]

The verses really promise something that the chorus DOESN'T deliver!

 

[Iguana]

The postcard misleadingly implied this would be a TITS OUT BANGER

 

[Dark Carnival]

God Evridiki really is TREMENDOUS value

Omg just realised!

 

[dmlaw]

Of course, after this we won’t see an actual tit at Eurovision until Justin Timberlake performs.

 

[Penelope]

Of course, after this we won’t see an actual tit at Eurovision until Justin Timberlake performs.

JAVUNE

 

[Iguana]

Of course, after this we won’t see an actual tit at Eurovision until Justin Timberlake performs.

But at least that was closely followed by Madonna

 

[D5K]

That was great!

 

[Penelope]

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel
12 Turkey
73 Greece
92 France
22 Sweden
35 Portugal
50 Cyprus

That is getting exactly 50 - 100 for the verses, 0 for the chorus

 

[Iguana]

Is Little Child the precursor to Little Tot?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Listening to Comme ci, comme ça instead of this shitshow

 

[Penelope]

Is Little Child the precursor to Little Tot?

 

[dmlaw]

JAVUNE

Wasn’t that in A Song For Europe? If she’d got them out on stage, she might have cracked the top 20.

 

[Iguana]

She has something of WING about her

 

[Penelope]

"In 2014 it was announced that Mary Spiteri held the longest note for 13 seconds in Eurovision Song Contest history with her performance of Little Child in 1992."

Oh thank HEAVENS for Natalia

 

[win_the_game]

Mary looks a right FOUL CUNT

 

[Penelope]

Mary looks a right FOUL CUNT

You can just see her shooting MALICE AND VENOM at you over the MOTHER OF THE BRIDE breakfast

 

[dmlaw]

Is ‘little child’ Mary trying to give her dinner order?

 

[win_the_game]

She really looks the type that would burn a LITTLE CHILD with the BACK OF A TEASPOON

 

[Tisch]

Such a shame Malta still hadn't managed to get themselves out of 1965

 

[Iguana]

Deathwatch?

 

[D5K]

I quite like the song but am terrified of her.

 

[Iguana]

Deathwatch?

I mean, I assume she will never die

 

[dmlaw]

Deathwatch?

Alive, but did at one point visit Coventry.

 

[Penelope]

God, that'll REALLY HAVE TO DO with the slim pickings we've got this year...

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel
12 Turkey
73 Greece
92 France
22 Sweden
35 Portugal
50 Cyprus
76 Malta

 

[Dark Carnival]

Land of ice

 

[Penelope]

Imagine this postcard Casio backing playing while you're in the waiting room for Hell

 

[Penelope]

God is THIS WHAT PASSES FOR LIFE IN 1992?!

 

[D5K]

Imagine this postcard Casio backing playing while you're in the waiting room for Hell

It’s certainly worming its way into my brain

 

[D5K]

More yellow jackets!

 

[dmlaw]

Okay, by 1992 standards, this Icelandic song is actually really good.

 

[Penelope]

It's quite something thinking how much culture has DRASTICALLY CHANGED in 29 years - did this used to be acceptable?!? That THIS was a highlight!

 

[Iguana]

Not all that different to Ten Years

 

[D5K]

Okay, by 1992 standards, this Icelandic song is actually really good.

I can’t work out if it’s just flattered by the songs before it

 

[Penelope]

I can’t work out if it’s just flattered by the songs before it

HIGHLY

 

[Penelope]

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel
12 Turkey
73 Greece
92 France
22 Sweden
35 Portugal
50 Cyprus
76 Malta
70 Iceland (but probably a 50 if it was 2016!)

 

[D5K]

Lyrics by “Hector”!

 

[D5K]

No surname needed

 

[Penelope]

No surname needed

Like Madonna. Or Mao

 

[Penelope]

HECTOR - SUZY - MADONNA - MAO

 

[dmlaw]

In Deadwatch news, Pave died of Motor Neurone disease earlier this year.

He also sang the Finnish Duck Tales theme, but I think they’re unrelated.