Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus

 

[Dark Carnival]

Good luck following that

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus

 

[COB]

Time for a COB SEXY FACT: I'd quite like to have sex to that Belarusian entry.

 

[Soldi]

Oh not THIS ONE

People as HAPPY AS HIM should be GUILLOTINED

 

[Tisch]

The Maltese entry bravely took himself away from the covid frontline to perform in Eurovision tonight.

 

[Apoca]

Not this twee CRAP from Malta.

 

[D5K]

Oh this twee nonsense can fuck off

 

[Penelope]

Gianluca from Malta here is, somehow, 22

 

[Beverley]

OH GOD

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate him already

 

[ButterTart]

Oh this is that little goblin who looks like he pisses himself and wears a Power Rangers helmet whenever he goes out on his bike.

I fucking HATE him.

 

[Tisch]

So uncomfortable right now.

 

[Beverley]

She's truly insufferable

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Absolute tummy swords

 

[Madison]

-10 points for slagging off risk assessment

 

[Lucille]

The shade of putting this twee bullshit on after that poppers huffing arse in the air banger.

 

[dmlaw]

Twenty three years old. He must have had a very stressful early life.

 

[win_the_game]

This lot need a good smack across the chops.

 

[Soldi]

Gianluca from Malta here is, somehow, 22

And ALREADY a qualified DOCTOR?! Don’t fall down the stairs in VALLETTA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Always count on Malta to ruin the fun

 

[Iguana]

This is the sort of dreck that could WIN

 

[Penelope]

Like a fucking baked gerbil

 

[Beverley]

Time for a COB SEXY FACT: I'd quite like to have sex to that Belarusian entry.

What say YOU Mx @ZenGiraffe?

 

[Dark Carnival]

HATEFUL

 

[Madison]

Good old Jeremy likes his liquorice with tea.

 

[ButterTart]

This chode is a DOCTOR. I don't think Rickets will ever be severe enough for me to chance a visit to his surgery.

 

[Beverley]

Absolute tummy swords

OMG

 

[Penelope]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus

AHEM

Look at you trying to sneak that under the radar!!

 

[Iguana]

And ALREADY a qualified DOCTOR?! Don’t fall down the stairs in VALLETTA

KEY WORKER

 

[Apoca]

I can't believe this ended up as high as it did on the night. Yuck.

 

[D5K]

I know people who would love this

 

[Beverley]

Like a fucking baked gerbil

THIS IS CATSHIT <3

 

[Soldi]

KEY WORKER

He’d just SING TO YOU whilst you frantically try and pull of the ventilator

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta

 

[ButterTart]

I wish someone had put a fucking landmine on that picnic table.