Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Penelope]

BETTER THAN ANAL!!!

 

[D5K]

That pyro curtain is undeserved

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany

 

[Lucille]

Serious question where do the audience piss?!?

 

[Suomi]

I still think if they could have sourced strong enough suspension cables they should have flown Natalie over the audience for the song’s climax

 

[Tisch]

I enjoyed that way more than when I watched it for Moopyvision. ZWÖLF!

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany

 

[Soldi]

Serious question where do the audience puss?!?

On EACH OTHER

and on BONNIE TYLER

 

[Madison]

I’ve been to that church

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Serious question where do the audience puss?!?

What? Eww.

 

[win_the_game]

Here comes JESUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

THAT EYEBROW

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
19384929384 Natalie from CASCADA

 

[Beverley]

Did somebody say genocide?

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany

 

[Penelope]

Oh god NOT THIS FUCKING KENNEL CUNT

 

[Tisch]

Serious question where do the audience piss?!?

In the golden circle

 

[Suomi]

Oh fuck I get such PTSD with this Armenian one

 

[Madison]

What is it with straight men and chin beards?

 

[Penelope]

Did somebody say genocide?

NO - but MAYBE WE OUGHT!

 

[win_the_game]

Surely someone in the Armenian delegation could have introduced this one to a set of tweezers.

 

[D5K]

Fun fact: this is the second Eurovision song named after a travel guide, after “(I’ll be your) Rough Guide” from Ireland in 1977

 

[Lucille]

What a grotesquely EARNEST year.

 

[Soldi]

Kind of makes you support TURKEY a bit more

 

[Zu]

It repeatedly refers to a Cha-Cha without including the three beat rhythm essential to any Cha-Cha.

Well WALTZING MATILDA isn’t in 3/4 so CASE DISMISSED and £4m damages awarded to Miss Solayoh

 

[Penelope]

Kind of makes you support TURKEY a bit more

Bit much.

 

[Iguana]

2016 was exactly 2016 times better than this year

 

[ButterTart]

I still think if they could have sourced strong enough suspension cables they should have flown Natalie over the audience for the song’s climax

And like that other great feat of German engineering, she'd have crashed into a mooring mast and caught fire.

 

[Dark Carnival]

AWFUL

 

[D5K]

I can’t believe this qualified

 

[Lucille]

We’re waistcoats still a THING in 2013?!? Ghastly.

 

[Penelope]

Would probably shag the guitarists.

 

[Beverley]

 

[Madison]

It’s no Apricot Stone.

Black Sabbath should be banned from writing entries in future.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MAKE IT STOP

 

[win_the_game]

Why on earth was this year scheduled for a PRIME TIME REWATCH?

 

[Penelope]

God I think I just 'ed IRL at that key change

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST, CUNTS!

 

[Soldi]

Fucking HATE CRIME

 

[ButterTart]

On behalf of guitars, I would like to apologise for this atrocity.