Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[ButterTart]

I fucking LOATHED this at the time because it was such a machine-rolled winning song. I like it now, but it still leaves me a bit cold. It's SO clinical.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I want to hate this so much, but it really is the TITS.

 

[Beverley]

She’s staring at that flute like it’s a 10 inch dick.

She was positively CROSS-EYED!

 

[Tisch]

Does she have a Mel C tattoo or is she BEJEWELLED that way?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well it DID WIN

SPOILERS!!!

 

[dmlaw]

I will say that the Only Teardrops eardrops have never let me down.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark

 

[D5K]

This last 30 seconds is, er, glorious

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania
07 United Kingdom
01 Sweden
02 Hungary
10 Denmark

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark

 

[ButterTart]

ONLY PISSFLAPS

 

[Apoca]

I mean, this already felt like the reprise performance at the end of the show. Everyone knew what was up.

It's nice enough but it's so - I don't know, it's SUCH a DANISH WINNER.

 

[Iguana]

It was good but no Diva

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark

 

[Lucille]

How's quarantine love?

I’m eyeing up the salad drawer for tonight’s lover.

 

[Beverley]

This last 30 seconds is, er, glorious

It looked LOVELY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I proper fancied Mr Iceland.

 

[Tisch]

EGG LIFE

 

[Penelope]

OMG I love this PLAINTIVE CELTIC BULLSHIT

 

[Madison]

They're not doing this one.

Oh dear - have they messed up their IT?

 

[Soldi]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark

10 Denmark (just for the lesbian flute)

 

[Beverley]

INSTA UPDATE PLZ

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, eggy queef. I've always quite liked this one.

 

[D5K]

I thought this went out in the semi. How disappointing.

 

[dmlaw]

Time for the excellent Icelandic entry. If only @Zu-Klara were here so that someone would agree with me.

 

[Soldi]

Oh, eggy queef. I've always quite liked this one.

 

[COB]

He's very sexy.

 

[Soldi]

Time for the excellent Icelandic entry. If only @Zu-Klara were here so that someone would agree with me.

Oh I’m RATHER FOND of this TOO

 

[Suomi]

Denmark is a masterclass in staging a song - every section of the song had its moment, the best being the victorious strut in the song’s second chorus, and of course the falling gold at the end which made it seem like a winner ANYWAY. In the words of Natalie from Cascada, GLORIOUS

 

[Lucille]

SPOILERS!!!

Its not like it’s had even a WHIFF of competition!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope there are pictures of Mr Iceland with decent hair

 

[Tisch]

I’m eyeing up the salad drawer for tonight’s lover.

A nice row of vine tomatoes make for a tactile experience.

APPARENTLY

 

[Penelope]

Also he'd be proper shut the front door stungorge with a haircut.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can promise you his hair has never looked so relatively tidy since.

 

[Soldi]

Again ICELANDIC is just a wonderful romantic LANGUAGE

 

[ButterTart]

Good idea putting his bike lock around his wrist. he'll not lose it that way.

 

[Apoca]

Iceland and Estonia are two peas in the same 2013 pod. Bland but they sound great in their native tongues and they're so well SUNG on the night.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK ME VIKING

 

[Zu]

Time for the excellent Icelandic entry. If only @Zu-Klara were here so that someone would agree with me.

Well I didn’t say I liked the SONG!