Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (2 Viewers)

[Soldi]

Oh not this corona infected CUNT

 

[COB]

The Manboy himself!

 

[Dark Carnival]

ERIC

 

[Lucille]

TWINK ALERT.

 

[Iguana]

Mans has my sex but Eric has my heart

 

[Tisch]

Eric Saade omg. Such a good looking twink. Shocking presenting skills

 

[Penelope]

OMG ERIC SAADE

Oh NO he's about to do a load of hashtag bollocks in the green room isn't he

 

[Dark Carnival]

NEED TO RIM HIM

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, was this the #milf nontroversy?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh help me to the bathroom twink

 

[Penelope]

ERIC SAADE PISS QUENE

 

[VoR]

Oh go on.

Oh she just whored herself out on all the chat shows afterwards accusing the Swedes of being disrespectful.

 

[Soldi]

NEED TO RIM HIM

He won’t give you SULTRY GEMS LOVE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He had a total presenting glow up between this and his Melfest hosting.

 

[Beverley]

OMG Eric is TERRIBLE!

 

[Tisch]

Oh go on.

Seconded

 

[ButterTart]

NEED TO RIM HIM

He walked right past me when I went to MF last year? Fucking tiny.

 

[Tisch]

Mr Sand with a bit more hair!

 

[D5K]

OMG Jon Ola isn't ready?!

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s @SDF !!

 

[D5K]

No-one asked for this.

 

[Beverley]

Is VOR getting a CHUB ON?

 

[dmlaw]

Google tries to autocomplete Linda Martin as 'Linda Martin Lucifer', which seems fair.

 

[Tisch]

ERIC SAADE PISS QUENE

Based on something?

 

[Iguana]

Quite big voice

 

[VoR]

Love that SDF clearly had this performance in her contract in return for reviving Lynda Woodruff.

 

[COB]

Do we get a selection of Swedish lovelies here, or is it just SDF?

 

[ButterTart]

Old Sarah Dawn looking pretty svelte by her standards. When she presented MF last year she was basically a singing cupboard.

 

[Madison]

Moopy Voting closing in five minutes from now.

 

[Tisch]

Based on something?

I realised he mentioned the toilet I forgot. SOZ.

But if someone wanted to write a NIFTY story about him being pissed on happy to be dm'ed the link.

 

[Zu]

Oh thank HEAVENS for a set of EQUALLY PERVERSE VOTES TO MINE!

Oh you know that comes with a LIFETIME GUARANTEE!

 

[dmlaw]

I can't tell if this is meant to be a comedy performance or not.

 

[Lucille]

Based on something?

You wouldn’t gargle his piss?

 

[Beverley]

WHAT A DRESS, PEEEETRA

 

[Iguana]

I can't tell if this is meant to be a comedy performance or not.

She did a little Sonia from EastEnders eyeroll at the end

 

[Tisch]

Last week I realised Sarah Dawn Finer was Lynda Woodruff

Just now I realised @SDF 's name waa Sarah Dawn Finer's initials.

 

[Soldi]

Oh NORWAY SEVEN WOOOOOO

 

[ButterTart]

I realised he mentioned the toilet I forgot. SOZ.

But if someone wanted to write a NIFTY story about him being pissed on happy to be dm'ed the link.

Once upon a time, Eric Saade was pissed on.
"I fucking love being pissed on" he said.
Then he got conjunctivitis from his disgusting habit and probably died.

THE END.

 

[Tisch]

JOHN KENNEDY. Typical sammarinese name.

 

[Lucille]

Last week I realised Sarah Dawn Finer was Lynda Woodruff

Just now I realised @SDF 's name waa Sarah Dawn Finer's initials.

Omg same but I didn’t want to say!