Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Suomi]

Omg love this ABBA/Aviccii track

 

[Madison]

RIP Avicii

 

[Beverley]

Oh god this is one of those years that really fucks about for an ETERNITY before getting to the entries, isn't it

Better not

 

[ButterTart]

Do you think I'm JOKING?

No, I just loved the idea of a book festival.

 

[D5K]

Oh god this is one of those years that really fucks about for an ETERNITY before getting to the entries, isn't it

First contest with a flag parade I think.

 

[Zu]

I’m also out because I’m off the grog but nice beardy Icelandic man with long hair gets 12 and so does SOLAYOH (and others)

 

[Beverley]

FUCK OFF CHOIR

 

[Soldi]

It's easy to forget caterpillars are just butterflies that haven't turned gay yet.

Bit like YOU

 

[Suomi]

See this is the intro I imagine Kala is organising for Kalavision

 

[AlgoAlex]

Has moopy already done 1998 then??

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's easy to forget caterpillars are just butterflies that haven't turned gay yet.

you basically

 

[Madison]

See this is the intro I imagine Kala is organising for Kalavision

Without the male singers.

 

[octophone]

Something about choirs just instantly gives me the creeps. The bigger the choir, the bigger the spook.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Has moopy already done 1998 then??

Oui!

 

[Tisch]

FLAGS!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Okay read post 1. Bye

 

[Dark Carnival]

flags

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell, there are a fair few teeth knocking around in that rabble. It looked like a picket fence from a distance.

 

[D5K]

Has moopy already done 1998 then??

It was an early midweek one. I missed it though, so even though I've sworn off the late-night rewatches I might give 1998 a go tonight.

 

[Soldi]

@ButterTart we need to watch the DRESS REHEARSAL for this when the BRIDGE collapses and there’s MANY DEATHS.

 

[octophone]

Oh no. Oh no no no...do NOT like this intro.

 

[ButterTart]

Robbie B!!

 

[Suomi]

Courtney Love is the only member of Hole to represent France at Eurovision I THINK

 

[Alla]

Those massive and very annoying flags still weren't banned, and with the gayz standing up for the first time, what a nightmare

 

[D5K]

Oh no. Oh no no no...do NOT like this intro.

No this is not what I look for from Eurovision at all.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG ANOUK!!!

 

[COB]

BONNEH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

POOR SAD NATALIE FROM CASCADA

 

[Madison]

I’m knocking one point off Estonia for being pregnant.

 

[Beverley]

Okay read post 1. Bye

Are you not staying?

 

[Beverley]

This is giving me gay fascism vibes

STATEMENTS

 

[AlgoAlex]

Are you not staying?

Already committed to 1998

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart we need to watch the DRESS REHEARSAL for this when the BRIDGE collapses and there’s MANY DEATHS.

The Malmo Bridge of Hope collapse, I remember it well. The whole event got one star on Trip Advisor from disgruntled gays.

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUEEN!!

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s MARCO MENGONI

 

[octophone]

At least the opening parade is socially distanced, unless that fucking choir.

 

[Madison]

I always assumed the music rights for the 1998 postcards would rule it out from being used.

 

[Iguana]

If Mans isn't hosting, I'm out

 

[Alla]

QUEEN!!

Robin?

 

[ButterTart]

Courtney Love is the only member of Hole to represent France at Eurovision I THINK

Hole chat starting early tonight.