Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Madison]

Chess is basically this for three glorious hours.

 

[Soldi]

If Mans isn't hosting, I'm out

We have PETRA

 

[Alla]

QOL Petra

 

[Dark Carnival]

Robin?

MARGARET

 

[D5K]

If Mans isn't hosting, I'm out

It's the only contest for years with a single host.

 

[Lucille]

PETYA

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a GAY dress

 

[dmlaw]

Has this finished yet? It seems like I've been watching for about forty minutes.

 

[octophone]

Petra Mede sounds like a craft beer.

 

[D5K]

Chess is basically this for three glorious hours.

OMG so it is!

 

[Soldi]

What an ANTHEM

 

[Iguana]

We have PETRA

Good enough!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: Avicii killed himself

 

[Dark Carnival]

All the dancing queens in the audience

 

[Alla]

Did Same Difference chart during Eurovision with all this hot free promo?

 

[COB]

Good chance of seeing some Moopettes in the crowd for this one, right?

 

[ButterTart]

Has this finished yet? It seems like I've been watching for about forty minutes.

It had to be that long so the entirety of Sweden had enough time to finish their smug group wank about how good they are.

 

[D5K]

Petra Mede sounds like a craft beer.

I saw some sparkling mead in a shop this afternoon, not sure I've ever seen anything more hipster.

 

[Soldi]

Fun fact: Avicii killed himself

I’m not into gossiping but that ‘anthem’ would have thrown anyone over the edge.

 

[Beverley]

All the dancing queens in the audience

CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE CATTY HOMOPHOBIA (AND LOVING IT)

 

[octophone]

Those cue cards are a fuck of a size for so few words. She must have shit eyesight.

 

[Tisch]

The background flowing with Petra's dress

 

[Penelope]

LOVELY FONT THIS YEAR

 

[Iguana]

Has she hosted twice because she's the only Swede who speaks French?

 

[ButterTart]

I don't care whether you're gay or straight or in-between, you absolutely would with our Petra.

 

[ButterTart]

LOVELY FONT THIS YEAR

It's quite satisfying, isn't it?

 

[octophone]

PISSBREAK

 

[Soldi]

I don't care whether you're gay or straight or in-between, you absolutely would with our Petra.

 

[Tisch]

Has she hosted twice because she's the only Swede who speaks French?

No it's because she's AMAZING AND FABULOUS

 

[D5K]

This was the first year of the producer-selected running order. But France first always seemed like a strange choice to me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear not this bitch

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this HORRIBLE COKED UP YELLING

 

[Soldi]

This was the first year of the producer-selected running order. But France first always seemed like a strange choice to me.

Get the dross out the way first, eh @Dark Carnival ?

 

[dmlaw]

I know that intro was long, but I didn't need the producers to give me a pissbreak first song up.

 

[COB]

I don't remember this at all!

 

[Tisch]

Oh it's DIANA VICKERS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry Europe for the opener

 

[Iguana]

Has she got FLEAS? She's scratching herself enough

 

[Penelope]

AWFUL opener. Should've been MARRY ME

 

[COB]

The Courtney Love comments make sense suddenly