Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[octophone]

DRAGGED THROUGH A FUCKING HEDGE BACKWARDS

 

[Lucille]

Who’s this ROPEY OLD SLUT!

 

[Beverley]

Don't recall this French bitch

 

[Tisch]

I kind of like it

 

[Beverley]

Forgot to bring a melody, didn't she

 

[ButterTart]

I really like this one.

She looks fucking hanging though, like she's still wearing the clothes she went out in last night.

 

[Suomi]

Love this real music

 

[Soldi]

I’m quite FOND of this SHITE actually

 

[octophone]

I really like this one.

She looks fucking hanging though, like she's still wearing the clothes she went out in last night.

You have to admire that, don't you?

 

[Iguana]

Where's the TUNE

 

[Tisch]

Who’s this ROPEY OLD SLUT!

Bonnie Tyler

 

[dmlaw]

Boobs rate has been cancelled on account of my penis having retracted back into my body.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not as bad as I recall actually

 

[ButterTart]

Awful when you want to have a quick go on your minge but the cameraman clocks you.

 

[octophone]

Those shoes can't be comfy - she's walking like a flamingo that needs a shit.

 

[Penelope]

God, imagine throwing it up THAT!

 

[Madison]

Not keen on whatever language this is.

 

[ButterTart]

Who’s this ROPEY OLD SLUT!

A mirror.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MERDE!

 

[Penelope]

Just why WOULD YOU?!

00 France

 

[Lucille]

I mean I should like this on paper but it so much more underwhelming than it thinks it is.

 

[win_the_game]

Loved that. 9/10

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France

 

[Madison]

34 France

 

[ButterTart]

Not as bad as I recall actually

It's good! She must STINK, though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France

 

[Soldi]

08 France

C’EST DE L’ART!

 

[Penelope]

Loved that. 9/10

Oh for HEAVENS SAKE

 

[Beverley]

Makes sense to dispense with it early, I suppose

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's good! She must STINK, though.

She looks like it

 

[Suomi]

09 France

 

[ButterTart]

07 France

 

[Iguana]

Quite cute

 

[Lucille]

TRADE.

 

[Tisch]

I've gaddtotallyoo

 

[Dark Carnival]

I COULD

 

[octophone]

Oh, I hate this already. Sounds like The Killers. SHITE.

 

[Soldi]

It's good! She must STINK, though.

It’s been a HOT and HUMID day, I probably stink more than HER.

 

[Penelope]

Oh ANDRIUS. Strong air of a "yeah I'm probably not gonna do any better tonight" 1am pick

 

[D5K]

"I'm legally obliged to tell you something"...