Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[COB]

I don't remember Lithuania either! I swear I watched this year

 

[win_the_game]

Update on Mr Lithuania please

 

[Lucille]

Is it a GUITAR heavy evening?!?

 

[Beverley]

He's so gorgeous

 

[Tisch]

Quite a good beat with some DREARY TALKING over it

 

[ButterTart]

I always feel like I should enjoy this one much more than I do. It's all a bit like watching the Terminator do karaoke.

 

[Beverley]

Who cares what he's singing

 

[Iguana]

Quite A FLAT opening so far, and I'm NOT talking boob rate

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What on earth is the talking singing?

 

[dmlaw]

This nonsensical sub-Editors business is quite good. One of the finer recent Lithuanian entries, if that isn't faint praise.

 

[Lucille]

It’s a good job he’s GOOD LOOKING.

 

[D5K]

Have you ever seen a man sing about a shoe?

 

[octophone]

NOCALS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have already forgotten this song and there are two minutes still to go.

 

[Soldi]

I remember his BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW after the contest clearly PISSED AS A FART. “I finished where, what’s the fucking number, 20ist?”

 

[Beverley]

OMG why bother with such earnest backing singers?!

 

[Madison]

I usually call my right shoe Spain.

 

[Suomi]

"I'm legally obliged to tell you something"...

 

[Penelope]

This is so STAID for the song!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember his BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW after the contest clearly PISSED AS A FART. “I finished where, what’s the fucking number, 20ist?”

Oh yes!

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHIT

NEXT!

 

[Iguana]

One is called love, the other is Spain?

 

[octophone]

Looks like the kind of cunt who has had the same condom in his wallet for the last 3 years.

 

[Tisch]

Is it a GUITAR heavy evening?!?

OH 13 Was the year of Ed Sheeran, Tom Odell ,James Bay and all THAT wasn't it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is so STAID for the song!

wtf the hair!

 

[Beverley]

JUST TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF ANDREUS

 

[Lucille]

This is so STAID for the song!

OH.

 

[Soldi]

One is called love, the other is Spain?

He’s selling property on the Costa Del Sol.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain

 

[Beverley]

DE UDDER IS PAAAAAAIYN.

 

[Penelope]

Is it a GUITAR heavy evening?!?

Not especially, but there are a couple of war crimes left tonight

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania

 

[Soldi]

Taskmekker Sweden INDEED

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania

 

[Lucille]

Looks like the kind of cunt who has had the same condom in his wallet for the last 3 years.

Only because no one asks him to use one!

 

[ButterTart]

07 France
05 Lithuania

 

[Beverley]

wtf the hair!

Such a letdown

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania

Oh thank HEAVENS for some ARTISTRY AHEAD!

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania

 

[Penelope]

DP