Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[octophone]

I want that skirt!!

Why, are you going camping?

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova

SUPERB

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova

 

[Tisch]

Love it when Moldova BRANG IT. I like they're just so grateful to have the world looking at them for once.

 

[dmlaw]

I assume she has to wail like that so that we don't hear the sound of the hydraulic lift.

 

[Suomi]

Velvet - The Queen walked so this could RUN!

 

[Lucille]

I fucking love Moldova

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova

 

[Beverley]

Not enough!

If I ever do Eurovision I am employing the VERY SAME gag!

 

[Soldi]

I might try and QUIFF my hair like that if we stay in lockdown

 

[ButterTart]

07 France
05 Lithuania
09 Moldavia

Doesn't get a 10 because it stops too soon.

 

[Penelope]

Velvet - The Queen walked so this could RUN!

Somewhere in the distance, the corpse of Linda Wagenmakers twitched inside a fireworks factory

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh not this bitch!

 

[Lucille]

OH NO.

 

[Tisch]

#OH

#MY

#GOD

 

[Iguana]

Shameless, Finland

 

[D5K]

I've never enjoyed this as much as everyone else.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HATE THIS

 

[COB]

This never did it for me like I wanted it to, sadly

 

[Beverley]

Oh not this bitch!

Sick of her ALREADY!

 

[Penelope]

Oh now this one really is the sound of feminism choking on its own vomit - and who'd have ever thought it'd be so CATCHY!

 

[Iguana]

This is the sort of thing we send because we think it's what people like

 

[Lucille]

VILE!

 

[Soldi]

I imagine @Lucille sings this on a loop outside DC’s door

 

[Madison]

@Beverley - are you rating the entries this time?

 

[Tisch]

No spoilers but this wins ENTRY OF THE DECADE right?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've never enjoyed this as much as everyone else.

everyone else WHO???

 

[Penelope]

This is the sort of thing we send because we think it's what people like

As IF we've come close to sending anything this actually GOOD in the last decade!

 

[ButterTart]

@dmlaw PHWOAR Get ready for some hardcore tepid lesbian action.

 

[D5K]

I've never enjoyed this as much as everyone else.

Okay maybe I spoke too soon.

 

[Iguana]

I keep hearing "Come on take a shat" before the chorus??

 

[Lucille]

I imagine @Lucille sings this on a loop outside DC’s door

I’d rather he PUMP and DUMP tbh.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I imagine @Lucille sings this on a loop outside DC’s door

Waving snickers bars at me as I go to the boulangerie pretending I don't know her.

 

[ButterTart]

She's a cyclist's legs.

 

[Beverley]

@Beverley - are you rating the entries this time?

No babe, I can never be fucked!

 

[Tisch]

I'll do it FOR CHEW!

 

[Apoca]

God, I had forgotten about the 2013 running-order. That first half was... a struggle. Some 'fun for Europe' car-crashes in the but what a drag (beautiful, saccharine Estonia aside, of course).

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK OFF YOU DESPERATE BITCH

 

[Soldi]

Waving snickers bars at me as I go to the boulangerie pretending I don't know her.

It’s ok love, I’ll be waiting near the TOUR DE EIFFEL with a collection of Doris’ GREATEST HITS