Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Alla]

OMG LESBIANS!

 

[Penelope]

Krista Siegfrids later went on to spend several years banging on Sweden's window, asking to be let in

 

[Tisch]

This is the second best entry to contain the lyrics DING DONG

 

[dmlaw]

Well, this is awful but at least it upsets the miserable Turks.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland

 

[Alla]

I want to like Finland, but the song is more annoying than anything, sorry.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s ok love, I’ll be waiting near the TOUR DE EIFFEL with a collection of Doris’ GREATEST HITS

MARRY ME BABY

 

[Beverley]

I keep hearing "Come on take a shat" before the chorus??

I keep hearing, 'I do it for JEW'. And it's true - I DO

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland

 

[Beverley]

When does this contest get started properly?

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)

 

[ButterTart]

That whole thing just felt like someone doing lesbian porn for their GCSE drama project.

 

[Iguana]

I imagine @Lucille sings this on a loop outside DC’s door

FUCK OFF YOU DESPERATE BITCH

 

[Suomi]

Sorry but gay rights means that Finland is at least 7/10

 

[ButterTart]

07 France
05 Lithuania
09 Moldavia
05 Finland

 

[Alla]

This is the second best entry to contain the lyrics DING DONG

Teach in still has the best

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland

 

[dmlaw]

This is the second best entry to contain the lyrics DING DONG

No, the Ringa Ding Dong Song was never actually a Eurovision entry.

 

[Beverley]

@Beverley - are you rating the entries this time?

But you ask nicely, I might VOTE

 

[Madison]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Lucille]

BAGPIPES?

 

[Alla]

Oh Spain, WHY?

 

[Beverley]

Oh god

HUSH JUST STOP

 

[COB]

Another one I'd purged from my mind!

 

[Soldi]

Oh CUNT OFF SPAIN

 

[Iguana]

BIT PITCHY

 

[Penelope]

OMG KILL IT IT'S BRINGING LOVE

 

[Madison]

But you ask nicely, I might VOTE

I’ll think about it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

BAGPIPES?

VERY SPANISH

 

[Beverley]

Sorry but gay rights means that Finland is at least 7/10

But its homophobia!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh this poor cow. You can barely tell from the singing that she was actually being electrocuted by her faulty love eggs throughout the performance, can you?

 

[COB]

Briefly got excited for @Alla as I got mixed up and thought this was the Ruth year

 

[D5K]

This isn’t an amazing year is it?

 

[Lucille]

The smile of a killer on guitar.

 

[win_the_game]

Why were Spain even bothering by this point?

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHAKY VOCALS

 

[Penelope]

This isn’t an amazing year is it?

It gets better.

 

[ButterTart]

This isn’t an amazing year is it?

It will be soon.