Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Beverley]

Why did Loreen's victory result in the year of the GUITAR?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why were Spain even bothering by this point?

Death threats from Chueca gays

 

[Lucille]

Those lanterns are really bad.

 

[dmlaw]

I quite like Spain, for all that the vocal is weaker than a cup of tea where you forgot to put the bag in.

 

[ButterTart]

Like a midget cosplaying as Claudia Winkleman.

 

[Alla]

Briefly got excited for @Alla as I got mixed up and thought this was the R*** year

 

[Tisch]

10 the lanterns
01 the songs
01 the lantern's affect on the environment

 

[COB]

Absolute trash!

 

[Madison]

What’s the best Eurovision entry to wear yellow?

Not this one, clearly.

 

[Beverley]

It's time for MISS ROBERTA!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain

 

[Lucille]

It gets better.

Do we still say this with a straight face to teen gays?

 

[Iguana]

Are there any GOOD entries this year??

 

[Beverley]

Tbh I'd have preferred 2008 over this

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain

 

[Penelope]

What’s the best Eurovision entry to wear yellow?

not this one, clearly

Ofra Haza - HI

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What’s the best Eurovision entry to wear yellow?

not this one, clearly

Ruth Madoc

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain

 

[Beverley]

Are there any GOOD entries this year??

YES

NORWAY

 

[Penelope]

OMG YAY for this MINCING BUSH BABY

 

[Soldi]

Are there any GOOD entries this year??

There’s the second most famous BONNEH

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain

 

[ButterTart]

Hold on to your tits lads, business has just picked up. One of my top ten Eurovision songs of all the time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God Norway. So far away still.

 

[D5K]

Those lanterns are really bad.

I did enjoy the glowing wristbands though

 

[Penelope]

Hold on to your tits lads, business has just picked up. One of my top ten Eurovision songs of all the time.

Oh for GOD'S SAKE

 

[Tisch]

Truly the face of a TWERP

 

[Beverley]

The FRAGILITY in those eyes. <3

Want to adopt this little queen

 

[Penelope]

Get your MENSES CRAMPS DANCE MOVES READY GIRLS!

 

[win_the_game]

I just can't with Roberta. He's so awkward to watch.

 

[ButterTart]

He looks like he could be his own grandmother.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hold on to your tits lads, business has just picked up. One of my top ten Eurovision songs of all the time.

THIS?!

 

[Madison]

He seemed ecstatic after the semi-final performance was done - his nightmare was finally over.

 

[D5K]

I said this last week but he’s the most terrified person on a eurovision stage before Zoe came along

 

[Apoca]

"Lahv Keels" really would have benefited from even a slightly better singer and performer.

 

[Iguana]

How many of those backing dancers do you think he's slept with?

 

[Penelope]

God, he really looks like those dancers are about to EAT HIM ALIVE

 

[COB]

 

[ButterTart]

Barking up the wrong tree there, girls.

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium