Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[ZenGiraffe]

Fucking FINALLY

 

[COB]

OMG this FABULOUS OLD FRUIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg this queen

 

[Madison]

Is he wearing foundation on his chest?

 

[Beverley]

I need an insta update on this bitch

 

[Alla]

OMG not this queen

 

[ButterTart]

Oh God, THIS CUNT. Everyone I watched this with gave it their 12, and I worry that other heterosexuals don't take Eurovision as seriously as I do.

 

[Lucille]

OMG!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LOVE

 

[win_the_game]

If I recall Cezar was very much a SERIOUS ARTISTÉ and FIERCELY HETEROSEXUAL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg some gay Balkan nonsense!

Romania is NOT BALKAN!

 

[COB]

Klaus Nomi SCREAMING from beyond

 

[Iguana]

Are the lights giant used condoms?

 

[Beverley]

The ONLY POPERA worth wasting time on

 

[Tisch]

AMAZING
BAT SHIT
I LOVE IT

 

[Penelope]

 

[Madison]

His chest is one monochrome block.

 

[ButterTart]

Let's agree to give Natalie from Cascada zero for sitting on the streaming cable.

She crossed her legs and it knackered the satellite feed.

 

[Beverley]

Are the lights giant used condoms?

Quartz dildos

 

[Dark Carnival]

oh no dubstep

 

[Soldi]

Oh this is AWFUL

 

[Apoca]

WELL IT'S NO BULGARIA 2009.

*cue people on stilts swinging each other around in the background*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He did X Factor UK apparently

 

[D5K]

I do not remember the dancers being skin coloured

 

[Lucille]

GROSS

 

[Tisch]

Hello!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YASSS another one that RISES

 

[D5K]

He did X Factor UK apparently

Who hasn’t these days?

 

[Madison]

Maybe he would have done “La voix” justice?

 

[COB]

Also IMPORTANT from Cezar's insta:

 

[dmlaw]

Fun fact: the EBU told Cezar that this was too gay even for Eurovision, which is why that gold woman turned up at the end.

 

[OutSynk]

Where's @OutSynk to come and talk sexy to me in ESTTHONIAN

Ma olen siin, kallike. Käitu ilusti.

 

[win_the_game]

Are the lights giant used condoms?

TAMPONS

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania

 

[ButterTart]

He did X Factor UK apparently

You're right, he was Tesco Mary.

 

[Penelope]

Like a live restaging of the Enschede fireworks disaster

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania

 

[Beverley]

What a fucking SUPERSTAR!

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