Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Iguana]

Why does the old guy look like he's being held HOSTAGE?

 

[Lucille]

Omg too much Greek trade.

*adjusts self*

 

[Penelope]

It's FUN, YOU PO-FACED FAGS!

 

[Beverley]

Talk one is v fuck able, however

 

[Alla]

IS IT GREECE YET

Unfortunately yes.

 

[octophone]

I hate ska so much.

It's a rule of life. No ska made after 1975 should be indulged.

Fuck it, 1972.

 

[Tisch]

I look forward to hearing which of you would give it to/receive it from the old guy with the tiny ukelele.

Silver daddy

 

[Apoca]

Give me

SHA

GRA-VI-DEE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

IS IT GREECE YET

Did you just come for Agathonas?

 

[ButterTart]

I know this is FUN4STRAIGHTS but I’m HAVING A BALL

It's fucking brilliant. It improves in direct proportion with the amount of alcohol you've ingested, which is a clever marketing strategy.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania
07 United Kingdom
01 Sweden
02 Hungary
10 Denmark
06 Iceland
07 Azerbaijan
08 Greece

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Everything I hate about music.

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
10 Iceland
10 Azerbaijan
08 Greece

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark
39 Iceland
38 Azerbaijan
75 Greece

 

[Soldi]

It's fucking brilliant. It improves in direct proportion with the amount of alcohol you've ingested, which is a clever marketing strategy.

Yes ONE AND A BIT BOTTLES down and it’s like BEETHOVEN

 

[Beverley]

Omg too much Greek trade.

*adjusts self*

You don't have to TUCK for the show BEB

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
04 Iceland
05 Azerbaijan
03 Greece

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M NOT READY FOR THIS LUDICROUS DOGSHIT!

 

[Iguana]

Look, all the ones that aren't the old man would get it every night of the week and DON'T YOU PRETEND OTHERWISE

Don't pretend you wouldn't let the old guy watch

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia
10 Netherlands
08 Romania
09 UK
10 Sweden
01 Hungary
11 Denmark
02 Iceland
06 Greece

 

[ButterTart]

Yes ONE AND A BIT BOTTLES down and it’s like BEETHOVEN

I fucking loved that dog.

 

[Lucille]

The fuck!

 

[Tisch]

Another one who clearly couldn't juggle singing and acting on stage!

 

[Dark Carnival]

ACTING

 

[Madison]

I saw that giant shouting at people on the streets of Malmö.

 

[dmlaw]

Pleased to report that old Greek guy is still alive.

 

[Beverley]

Don't CARE for this!

 

[Iguana]

Her dress has A HOLE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THE GIANT!!

 

[COB]

Nothing comes from dreams but dreams

 

[Penelope]

MORE KEY CHANGES IN ONE SONG THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MELODIFESTIVALEN 2013

 

[D5K]

Another one that I didn’t love at the time and am obsessed with now.

the song is three minutes of near perfection. She sings it so well but something about backing/graphics don’t elevate it like they should.

 

[ButterTart]

The giant was actually just fourteen midgets in a cape.

 

[Tisch]

Pleased to report that old Greek guy is still alive.

Stay away COVID!

 

[Zu]

10m drachmas and a bucket of anal - ΕΛΛΑΔΑ

God that looks fantastic in upper case

 

[Lucille]

LOVELY HAIR!

 

[Tisch]

I don't remember this from Moopyvision AT ALL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fun fact. The giant is dead now

 

[dmlaw]

Fun fact: the giant later got together with a nice Scottish man and then shagged half of the M8 corridor.

 

[Tisch]

LOVELY HAIR!

Beautiful hair