Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Tisch]

The now him and the 2013 could happily tag team me please

 

[Beverley]

And she's a bit fit

 

[D5K]

It’s like a sniper has said they’ll shoot him if he moves off that spot

 

[Soldi]

It’s good but I prefer Ti ho voluto bene veramente

 

[Tisch]

Is that DARK CARNIVAL?

 

[dmlaw]

I sometimes thing that Italy operate to different rules than the rest of the Big 5. Imagine if the UK sent a ferrety guy in a teal suit with an uninspiring ballad.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd say Belarus is giving her a run for her money, but it has been slim pickings.

Belarus looked worse on stage than in her VT. We've still got Norway to go, and Estonian woman had a sort of lads-mag quality to her.

 

[COB]

Italy being so Italian is such a pet peeve of mine

The only people it should be ACCEPTABLE to be racist about

 

[Madison]

Should have added a giant.

 

[Lucille]

Is that DARK CARNIVAL?

SHE WISHES!

 

[Penelope]

Oh god WHO CARES?

 

[Tisch]

And she's a bit fit

Hadn't noticed

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'M JUST A HOLE SIR

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia
10 Netherlands
08 Romania
09 UK
10 Sweden
01 Hungary
11 Denmark
02 Iceland
06 Greece
11 Ukraine

 

[win_the_game]

Mr Italia could do everything to me and then some.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Song's awful though

 

[Penelope]

I'M JUST A HOLE SIR

Boyfriend twins AGAIN is it?

 

[COB]

I'M JUST A HOLE SIR

You could be boyfriend twins!

 

[Soldi]

Is that DARK CARNIVAL?

MORE TO THE POINT why is he in bed with NADIA SAWHLA?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OH GOD NORWAY NEXT.

I think my actual favourite Eurovision entry of the decade. Certainly top 5.

 

[win_the_game]

Song's awful though

 

[COB]

Boyfriend twins AGAIN is it?

 

[D5K]

I had no idea this part of the song sounds like this as I’ve always skipped it by now

 

[ButterTart]

Even more off his tits than I remember. Still, 15/10 for the song.

 

[Iguana]

07 France
04 Lithuania
07 Moldova
03 Finland
00 Spain
06.5 Belgium
07 Estonia
05 Belarus
00 Malta
05 Russia
06 Germany
-01 Armenia
03 Netherlands
08 Romania
09 United Kingdom
02 Sweden
02 Hungary
09.5 Denmark
06 Iceland
06.5 Azerbaijan
04 Greece
09.5 Ukraine
03 Italy

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark
39 Iceland
38 Azerbaijan
75 Greece
94 Ukraine
73 Italy

 

[Apoca]

MARGARET

 

[Dark Carnival]

Boyfriend twins AGAIN is it?

Fucking hell so the WHOLE of ITALY it not ok for me now??

 

[Tisch]

You could be boyfriend twins!

Would watch

 

[Penelope]

Oh HERE WE GO

 

[Beverley]

I'M JUST A HOLE SIR

Boyfriend twins AGAIN is it?

Was JUST gonna say this!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
07 Iceland
08 Azerbaijan
00 Greece
09 Ukraine
06 Italy

 

[dmlaw]

Just so you know, I will not be snarking for the next three minutes as I'm watching the good one.

 

[Penelope]

Oh HERE WE GO

 

[Dark Carnival]

You could be boyfriend twins!

STOP IT!!!

 

[Beverley]

COME ON MARGE

 

[COB]

Just FUCK ME UP MAGS

 

[Suomi]

OH GOD NORWAY NEXT.

I think my actual favourite Eurovision entry of the decade. Certainly top 5.

me too, too 5 of ALL TIME

 

[Dark Carnival]

FEED ME QUEEEN!!!!

 

[Penelope]

Get out your whips and chains sluts, we're going INDUSTRIAL!