Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[ButterTart]

Jesus the hits just keep coming. Another smasher.

 

[Soldi]

We used to sing the song and vote after a few of the contests. Mine was obviously FAB

I'll email it to you SOMETIME

INTERVAL ACT HUN

 

[Apoca]

Screw the Georgia and Ireland, I'm watching BERGER AGAIN.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm tempted to go refill...

 

[Penelope]

Dere's no werld widdout ass

 

[Soldi]

I'm tempted to go refill...

You’re not missing MUCH

 

[win_the_game]

Jesus the hits just keep coming. Another smasher.

You're not talking about GEORGIA surely.

 

[D5K]

This is quedate conmigo again isn’t it?

which my phone autocorrects to “airfare commits”

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok this is going nowhere, I'm getting wine

 

[ButterTart]

His face doesn't look quite finished.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why are they not replaying OUR MAGS over and over?

 

[Madison]

Such a shame to see a country go from Visionary Dream to this.

 

[COB]

We used to sing the song and vote after a few of the contests. Mine was obviously FAB

I'll email it to you SOMETIME

2020 edition COMING SOON btw

 

[ButterTart]

Ok this is going nowhere, I'm getting wine

Wait for it, a minute of solid bellowing incoming.

 

[Penelope]

 

[D5K]

This is very much G:son by numbers

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
07 Iceland
08 Azerbaijan
00 Greece
09 Ukraine
06 Italy
12455555555555555555555 Norway
06 Georgia

 

[Penelope]

UTTERLY FUCKING SENSATIONAL!!!

 

[VoR]

Mr Ireland is SUCH a bog standard provincial gay

 

[Dark Carnival]

stop shouting cunts

 

[Madison]

This is just Georgia copying Azerbaijan by paying Sweden.

 

[COB]

That was such an attempted Pastora ripoff for the big moment!

 

[dmlaw]

Clearly not the first golden shower for either of this pair.

 

[Lucille]

OH YES.

 

[ButterTart]

I think I'd have a go at this if we did Moopyoke again. I'd need someone to be my Nodi, mind.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
04 Iceland
05 Azerbaijan
03 Greece
02 Ukraine
02 Italy
10 Norway
03 Georgia

 

[win_the_game]

So is this one QUEEN of Tbilisi or what?

 

[Penelope]

YELL INTO MY GAPING CUNT!

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
10 Iceland
10 Azerbaijan
08 Greece
11 Ukraine
06 Italy
11 Norway
11/-1 Georgia

 

[Suomi]

re: Norway - Without a doubt one of the best Eurovision songs ever - lyrically it is a masterpiece in metaphor and performance-wise it is glorious. My favourite parts are the statuesque praying mantis-esque freezes she does at the start of each chorus, and a vocal that delivers both humour and seriousness. I CANNOT RAVE ENOUGH

 

[Iguana]

MEAT

 

[Tisch]

Irish lad likes a bit of MEAT

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark
39 Iceland
38 Azerbaijan
75 Greece
94 Ukraine
73 Italy
98 Norway
35 Georgia

 

[Penelope]

re: Georgia - Without a doubt one of the best Eurovision songs ever - lyrically it is a masterpiece in metaphor and performance-wise it is glorious. My favourite parts are the statuesque praying mantis-esque freezes she does at the start of each chorus, and a vocal that delivers both humour and seriousness. I CANNOT RAVE ENOUGH

 

[Lucille]

2020 edition COMING SOON btw

I already know my song!

 

[COB]

Is this the one who brought his priest with him, or was that one of the other Irish twinks?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait for it, a minute of solid bellowing incoming.

It was awful

 

[ButterTart]

Didn't this one take his PRIEST with him to Malmo?

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUEEN ALERT

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Ireland this is TRAGIC.

 

[Madison]

Here’s the voting for 1998 EurovisionAgain: