Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (2 Viewers)

[Dark Carnival]

12 Norway
10 Denmark
09 Netherlands
08 Romania
07 Germany
06 Belgium
05 Ukraine
04 Belarus
03 Ireland
02 Malta
01 UK

09???

 

[Iguana]

She IS going to go into Euphooooooria, RIGHT?

 

[Beverley]

Dancers are serving TUAREG REALNESS

 

[Lucille]

did you see the update on him and miss Italy?

Sorry italy wins

I’m basing it on 2013!

 

[Penelope]

OMG MY HEART IS REFUSING ME MADE IT TO EUROVISION

 

[Suomi]

Is she going to move heaven and earth to not sing Euphoria properly again? Following her post-Eurovision career has been like eight years of edging. She almost gives you what you want, then completely cold cocks you.

she formed a NEW WORLD ORDER in 2017- is that not enough?

 

[Tisch]

I swear she's about to go "were going OH OH OH OH OH" and then just doesn't

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK OFF CUNT he’s MINE

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

 

[D5K]

I saw this performance live and yet have zero recollection of it.

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, a weird version of My Heart Is Refusing Me.

 

[Suomi]

OMG MY HEART IS REFUSING ME MADE IT TO EUROVISION

take THAT Sara Varga!

 

[Madison]

12 Norway
10 Denmark
08 Netherlands
07 Ukraine
06 Greece
05 Italy
04 Russia
03 Moldova
02 Finland
01 Armenia

 

[ButterTart]

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

I think he'd sooner go to yours.

 

[Soldi]

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Even after I sent you all those SEBNEM CD’S!!

 

[VoR]

That performance made me sad. What could have been if only she hadn't spent 8 years getting in the way of herself at every possible turn.

 

[Iguana]

Thank FUCK for that

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine if STATEMENTS was a thing in 2013

 

[Soldi]

I think he'd sooner go to yours.

You’re NOT WRONG THERE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's not very LUBED UP TONIGHT!

 

[Penelope]

take THAT Sara Varga!

Love Generation cry offstage (barred from stages for life)

 

[Dark Carnival]

EUPHORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

 

[Lucille]

I’m glad she put on that nice cardigan from Monsoon for Euphoria.

 

[Dark Carnival]

GREATEST WINNER EVER:!!

 

[Iguana]

That performance made me sad. What could have been if only she hadn't spent 8 years getting in the way of herself at every possible turn.

What did she DO?

 

[ButterTart]

she formed a NEW WORLD ORDER in 2017- is that not enough?

Whatever progress she made back then was completely undone by her shameful actions at AC this year.

 

[Tisch]

Omg Loreen has won Eurovision twice in a row!!! !!!

 

[Iguana]

Urgh, really not enough Euphoria

 

[Penelope]

What did she DO?

A lot of cannabis and pissing on about her "true art".

 

[Soldi]

What did she DO?

Lots of DRUGS

 

[Tisch]

What did she DO?

Nothing, I think that's the point

 

[D5K]

I need to make my favourite wince?!

 

[COB]

Omg Loreen has won Eurovision twice in a row!!! !!!

It's Adele on X Factor all over again

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like that Petra was the SOLE HOST

 

[Iguana]

Nothing, I think that's the point

I'll have words with you OFFLINE

 

[ButterTart]

Love Generation cry offstage (barred from stages for life)

Poor Love Generation, dancing until they dislocated their hips and for absolutely nothing.

 

[Tisch]

It's Adele on X Factor all over again

Yeah but she hasn't won ASFM yet!

 

[Madison]

12 Norway
10 Denmark
09 Netherlands
08 Romania
07 Germany
06 Belgium
05 Ukraine
04 Belarus
03 Ireland
02 Malta
01 UK

You've given out 9 points. I've pushed everyone down and bumped off the UK, unless you prefer otherwise.

 

[Tisch]

I'll have words with you OFFLINE

I was replying not being SARKY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg help I can't get over SOLAYOH!! !!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You've given out 9 points. I've pushed everyone down and bumped off the UK, unless you prefer otherwise.

Yeah remove the UK.