Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Lucille]

3 points for BONNEH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I PASSED THROUGH Malmo on the train.

I went to Malmo went I went to Copenhagen and met Mats. It was SHIT.

 

[Soldi]

MOOPY RESULT
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013

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Ooh artists in BRACKETS, thanks HUN

 

[Soldi]

I went to Malmo went I went to Copenhagen and met Mats. It was SHIT.

Wait till you meet me in CHESTERFIELD

 

[Tisch]

MOOPY RESULT
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013

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These are the best

 

[dmlaw]

Wait till you meet me in CHESTERFIELD

Are you going to let him see the CROOKED SPIRE?

 

[Tisch]

"everything is fine!"

 

[Zu]

I can confirm Scott Mills is MUCH fatter in person.

Although he seemed to have been on some kind of crash diet for Tel Aviv and looked QUITE ILL

Too much of that SNOW WHITE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shut up Azerjeben

 

[VoR]

Moldova not giving the 12 to Romania was a turn-up.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCKING MALTA

 

[octophone]

Noise-stream is coming to an end...do we have a drunk-watch?

 

[Dark Carnival]

HELLO NORWAY

 

[Madison]

MOOPY RESULT
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013

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FULL RESULT:

Spoiler

01. Norway 176
02. Ukraine 121
03. Denmark 116
04. Netherlands 81
05. Belarus 67
06. Germany 64
07. Azerbaijan 50
08. Moldova 46
09. Romania 46
10. Belgium 43
11. Italy 40
12. Iceland 28
13. United Kingdom 27
14. Russia 26
15. Greece 25
16. Georgia 17
17. Finland 14
18. Hungary 10
19. Ireland 9
20. France 9
21. Estonia 8
22. Lithuania 8
23. Sweden 7
24. Armenia 3
25. Spain 2
26. Malta 1

VOTING GRID:
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/sheet/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013/9ycNAsMp

 

[dmlaw]

Disgusted by the Maltese homophobe doing so well.

 

[D5K]

Oh Andre.

 

[ButterTart]

Noise-stream is coming to an end...do we have a drunk-watch?

1998

 

[SDF]

Just for you, loves x

 

[Tisch]

3 points for BONNEH!

Just imagining us sending Bonneh Holt for 2021. x a million

 

[VoR]

I need a GIF of Petra's face when Mr Armenia starts honking his utterly forgotten 2006(?) entry.

 

[ButterTart]

Disgusted by the Maltese homophobe doing so well.

In fairness it would be disgusting even if he weren't a homophobe. Just a shit song.

 

[Tisch]

1998

God I can't wait for edsila's ARM MOVEMENT'S again

 

[Dark Carnival]

FULL RESULT:

Spoiler

01. Norway 176
02. Ukraine 121
03. Denmark 116
04. Netherlands 81
05. Belarus 67
06. Germany 64
07. Azerbaijan 50
08. Moldova 46
09. Romania 46
10. Belgium 43
11. Italy 40
12. Iceland 28
13. United Kingdom 27
14. Russia 26
15. Greece 25
16. Georgia 17
17. Finland 14
18. Hungary 10
19. Ireland 9
20. France 9
21. Estonia 8
22. Lithuania 8
23. Sweden 7
24. Armenia 3
25. Spain 2
26. Malta 1

VOTING GRID:
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/sheet/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013/9ycNAsMp

WTF WHERE ARE MY VOTES!

 

[ButterTart]

Italy's quite a shrieky bint, isn't she?

 

[VoR]

"And thank you for your... song"

 

[dUb]

Also a BIG @dUb FAVE, DON'TCHA KNOW

My favourite entry of all time! x 12

 

[Madison]

WTF WHERE ARE MY VOTES!

At the end? Are they wrong?

 

[ButterTart]

Can Denmark only win when Sweden are hosting?

 

[COB]

This load of FREAKS behind the Finnish woman

 

[Tisch]

WTF WHERE ARE MY VOTES!

Disqualified due to catfishing scandal

 

[dmlaw]

Finnish spokeswoman seems to be chanelling Lynda Woodruff.

 

[ButterTart]

This load of FREAKS behind the Finnish woman

I know, they're like extras from Midsommar. Looking forward to roasting Krista in a burning hut when she gets back from her travels.

 

[Tisch]

Spain lady must be pretty high on boobrate no?

 

[Dark Carnival]

At the end? Are they wrong?

Oh sorry, for some reason I couldn't see them when I scrolled!

 

[VoR]

I was standing in the arena with a bunch of Finnish queens in full wedding garb.

It got a bit tragic when she hardly scored any points.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ITALY THRILLED!

 

[Tisch]

Italy man looking very limp wristed there

 

[COB]

"That's nice "

 

[Lucille]

Petra "That's nice..."

 

[VoR]

British ex-pats in the Costa Del Sol TURNING OUT for Bonneh