Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[ButterTart]

Just imagining us sending Bonneh Holt for 2021. x a million

Bunner Holt - Pizza Don't Cost a Thing.

 

[Lucille]

WTF WHERE ARE MY VOTES!

PUT DOWN THE SAMUR!

 

[Tisch]

I was standing in the arena with a bunch of Finnish queens in full wedding garb.

It got a bit tragic when she hardly scored any points.

What a shame Europe lost all taste that night

 

[Lucille]

BONNEH making it to the left hand side in Moopy's votes.

 

[VoR]

Oh this Latvian bint.

 

[Lucille]

Omg is Petra SAT DOWN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Russia, Malta and Ukraine... UGH

 

[Tisch]

Bunner Holt - Pizza Don't Cost a Thing.

SUREFIRE NO. 1

 

[COB]

What a shame Europe lost all taste that night

I don't think they DID!

 

[Dark Carnival]

ERIC

 

[Iguana]

PISS PARTY TIME

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do we have hole pix of this queen??

 

[Lucille]

Why don't ALL twinks look like this?

 

[Soldi]

Are you going to let him see the CROOKED SPIRE?

That’ll be a TREAT if he’s LUCKY

 

[Tisch]

Poor Eric, forced to read from the Cwej book of stats.

 

[dmlaw]

Eric Sad is not a polished presenter.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just been reminded of that smug Irish bint from 1993. Never has Eurovision seen a more graceless presenter.

 

[Dark Carnival]

#beautifulgirl

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WILL THEY DO IT AGAIN?

 

[Iguana]

God he is AWFUL and BEAUTIFUL

 

[COB]

HASHTAG BEAUTIFUL GIRL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

#awfulpresenter

 

[Soldi]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Eric Sad is not a polished presenter.

I'd still polish his COCK

 

[ButterTart]

Eric Sad is not a polished presenter.

Polished, no. Varnished, quite possibly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

#milf

 

[COB]

SHOW SOME RESPECT TO PETRA

 

[Iguana]

Everything can still happens!

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck off, Malta. You belong in a secure unit.

 

[Lucille]

I'd still polish his COCK

So fucking basic and I don’t give a shit!

 

[Soldi]

Bunner Holt - Pizza Don't Cost a Thing.

Poor old Bonnie’s sat flicking her YOU KNOW WHAT and is BARRED from all of LOUGHBOROUGH’s TAKEAWAYS

 

[COB]

Eric is a BITCH TROG!

 

[VoR]

God he was even worse than I remembered

 

[Lucille]

Petra could barely stop herself being sick saying Bulgaria!

 

[Suomi]

MOOPY RESULT
https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/324065/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2013

(Press space to start, and up and down to speed up and slow down)

I enjoyed watching this as an amazing alternative reality

 

[Iguana]

MAGNIFICSCANT!

 

[Madison]

Oh wow - he can actually play the flute:

 

[Penelope]

Malmoo

 

[Tisch]

Petra could barely stop herself being sick saying Bulgaria!

boooGaria!

 

[dmlaw]

Petra can even nod sarcastically.