Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[ButterTart]

Bulgarian bird fearlessly blurring the line between chin and scrotum.

 

[VoR]

MAGNIFISCENT SHOW

 

[Iguana]

Barbara from Brussels in Belgium

 

[Tisch]

NAR: The Azerbaijan flag is so ugly. That shade of blue is such a choice

 

[Penelope]

God the atmosphere really had gone entirely out of the stadium by this point

 

[Lucille]

PAY BAS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Finally some points for Anouk

 

[SDF]

I haven't watched this with you, but I genuinely forgot we ever sent Bonnie Tyler. It'd maybe have done not bad in 1989

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alsou?

 

[ButterTart]

Is that Alsou-ran from 2000?

 

[Iguana]

NAR: The Azerbaijan flag is so ugly. That shade of blue is such a choice

Save it for the flags chat thread

 

[Suomi]

Finland really needed to have drawn second half
to have pulled off any significant points

 

[D5K]

God the atmosphere really had gone entirely out of the stadium by this point

That break with the Eric Saade interval stopped all the momentum

 

[Tisch]

Save it for the flags chat thread

Every thread is flag chat thread

 

[Suomi]

If I had been Petra Mede I would have asked Alsou why the UK release of “Always on My Mind” had been cancelled

 

[Penelope]

Love to announce the European Capital City of Culture FIVE YEARS EARLY

 

[Tisch]

HALLO ROLF!

 

[Iguana]

Rolf

 

[Lucille]

Bless Malta and their UK points (except when it fucking counts)

 

[dmlaw]

Why is Rebecca Black presenting the Maltese votes?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking Azerbaijan getting more twelve points than Denmark FUCK OFF

 

[Penelope]

ROLF ROOSALU!

Why on EARTH did this queen give up trying for Eurovision?

 

[Dark Carnival]

ESTONIA

 

[Lucille]

Does Estonia have a lot of HOT COCK?

 

[Soldi]

NAR: The Azerbaijan flag is so ugly. That shade of blue is such a choice

TURQUOISE CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

So Norway was the runaway winner of the Moopy jury. Bit sick in my mouth to discover somebody here saw fit to give MALTA a point.

 

[Madison]

Ouch - nothing to Finland from Estonia.

 

[D5K]

This is closer than I remember it being.

 

[COB]

Twelve points for our neighbours

 

[Soldi]

ESTONIA

Does Estonia have a lot of HOT COCK?

You RASCAL WHORES are ON IT TONIGHT

 

[Alla]

I haven't watched this with you, but I genuinely forget we ever sent Bonnie Tyler. It'd maybe have done not bad in 1989

I thought of you watching Ukraine.

 

[Zu]

I haven't watched this with you, but I genuinely forget we ever sent Bonnie Tyler. It'd maybe have done not bad in 1989

Poor love probably doesn’t even remember being there. I had absolutely no recollection of the song itself

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lena STILL PISSED

 

[Penelope]

Oh is this the year she fucks it

 

[Madison]

Her accent really is weird.

 

[Lucille]

So Norway was the runaway winner of the Moopy jury. Bit sick in my mouth to discover somebody here saw fit to give MALTA a point.

Sounds like something you’d do tbh.

 

[Tisch]

Lena and her weird south london-german accent

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lena WET BUT NOT TOPLESS

 

[ButterTart]

Petra couldn't give a fuck, Lena love.

 

[Suomi]

The Maltese-Azerbaijan financial voting pact in effect for a good few years really make it hard to support either country