Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Dark Carnival]

OMG LENA YOU IDIOT

 

[Lucille]

Lena you’re drunk again!

 

[dmlaw]

Germany's dress seems to be picking up some interference.

 

[VoR]

God I forgot even Estonia snubbed Finland.

She must have been so excited when he said '12 points to our neighbours...' /

 

[Lucille]

ARE YOU SURE?

 

[Madison]

Hungary?!

 

[Tisch]

The Maltese-Azerbaijan financial voting pact in effect for a good few years really make it hard to support either country

Story?

 

[Iguana]

Hungary guitarist would double get it in his sleeveless vest

 

[Dark Carnival]

ALL THAT to give FUCKING HUNGARY your twelve???

 

[Penelope]

The Maltese-Azerbaijan financial voting pact in effect for a good few years really make it hard to support either country

Just a few years? It's STILL GOING!

 

[Soldi]

Lena clearly doing a DRUNK REWATCH at the same time the PISSED UP COW

 

[Lucille]

You RASCAL WHORES are ON IT TONIGHT

You should see the DMs!

 

[VoR]

Poor Lena, she seemed proper gutted by that mistake.

 

[ButterTart]

Sounds like something you’d do tbh.

It's a shame I can't ELECTROCUTE people through my computer screen.

 

[Tisch]

I can HEAR Lena rubbing a line on her gums in despair

 

[Soldi]

You should see the DMs!

Well I’d be the same if I had a FILTHY INBOX, you LUCKY BOY!

 

[SDF]

I thought of you watching Ukraine.

OMG I had to pop that on youtube to work out what you meant

 

[Madison]

Lena clearly doing a DRUNK REWATCH at the same time the PISSED UP COW

EUROCOW

 

[ButterTart]

Lena WET BUT NOT TOPLESS

I know, I'm pure raging too.

 

[Penelope]

R.I.P. EUROCOW - GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why do we always have to kiss Italy's arse?

 

[Iguana]

Why is she wearing BLACK INK?

 

[Iguana]

Did she just fuck an octopus?

 

[Penelope]

Why do we always have to kiss Italy's arse?

You'd kiss Armenia's arse at this point!

 

[ButterTart]

France got two thirds of their points from the first vote of the night.

 

[Tisch]

Lena WET BUT NOT TOPLESS

My new Grindr headline

 

[Madison]

Why is she wearing BLACK INK?

Pen leaked

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did she just fuck an octopus?

yes

 

[Dark Carnival]

France got two thirds of their points from the first vote of the night.

FUCK OFF

 

[Soldi]

The RED TAMPONS have made their way from ROMANIA to IRELAND

 

[Tisch]

Aw Nicky. Eurovision winning dreams a mere TWINKLE here (and they always were)

 

[Penelope]

PISS OFF YOU TIRED OLD FAG

 

[dmlaw]

Why do we always have to kiss Italy's arse?

If we don't, they might fuck off again.

 

[ButterTart]

Is Farid sat on the Perspex man's lap?

 

[VoR]

France got two thirds of their points from the first vote of the night.

Love cruel twists like that. Same thing happened to Ireland in 1999.

 

[Iguana]

yes

I knew you'd know

 

[D5K]

Bloody countries voting for their neighbours

 

[dmlaw]

Pen leaked

He didn't leak. It was an entirely voluntary emission.

 

[VoR]

Fun fact: Anna Friel is actually Danish

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank you Denmark for giving Norway your 12 and FUCK ALL to Azerbaijan