Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 1996 - 20.00 GMT tonight (01/04)

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta

 

[Madison]

She's aged well:

 

[Penelope]

That key change reeked of desperation more than a HANDJOB BY THE BINS BEHIND A FISH RESTAURANT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta

 

[Tisch]

Omg @ Mrs Croatia flailing around like a Jill tyrell parody

 

[Penelope]

Malta unleashing CUTTING EDGE technology!

What, CORSETS?!

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh, a FAX MACHINE

 

[VoR]

Now Croatia is where it's AT

 

[VoR]

What, CORSETS?!

The crappy heart overlay on the backing vocalists!

 

[Madison]

Shit - advert for me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a sinister pile of phones.

 

[Suomi]

Wow, the Croatian singer invented the telephone. These postcards!

 

[lolly]

Like a young Connie Fisher (dressed for the call centre)

 

[win_the_game]

Now Croatia is where it's AT

Is it hell. Nothing a BALL GAG wouldn't sort out.

 

[Tisch]

If this was music in 1996 thank fuck for the spice girls

 

[Madison]

I'm ranking this last.

 

[Penelope]

Is this not just MODLITBA?

 

[Suomi]

This performance contains the highest note ever recorded on the Eurovision stage

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[Penelope]

Is this not just MODLITBA?

Or rather, was Modlitba just THIS WITHOUT UNPLEASANT SCREAMING?

 

[dmlaw]

Well, that screech got the attention of all of dogs in the area. Otherwise, very good.

 

[Tisch]

I'll give it to her, I like her dress and she's a very handsome lady.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is EVERYTHING.

 

[Penelope]

Oh this middle bit is actually quite ROUSING!

 

[lolly]

It's ridiculous, and I think in a good way

 

[Tisch]

Those screeches are so out of place. Otherwise actually not a bad song.

 

[VoR]

OMG she IS doing a Jill Tyrell dance!

 

[Madison]

Horrid.

 

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta
07 Croatia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The scream didn't fit in at all and was all the better for it.

 

[dmlaw]

If the singing doesn't work out, this bitch could get a job stopping teenagers hanging around outside the shops.

 

[win_the_game]

Horrid.

Wasn't it just.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia

 

[Penelope]

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
07 Portugal
04 Cyprus
06 Malta
08 Croatia

FINE

 

[Tisch]

Well those are some very far apart eyes...

 

[Soldi]

Some lovely shrieking

 

[Madison]

Now THIS is where it's at
German gospel

 

[Tisch]

Elisabeth Gehrer dead upskirt

 

[Penelope]

Oh god I REMEMBER THIS SHIT

 

[Tisch]

Oh this is actually good!