Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 1996 - 20.00 GMT tonight (01/04)

[ButterTart]

3 points for Gina, a completely undeserved lead and now 10 for that disgusting Icelandic thing. Fuck you, Ireland.

If I'd have been Irish in 1996 I'd have been so ASHAMED at what transpired that night. It speaks volumes for the low character of our friends across the water that there wasn't a sudden spike in suicides following the competition.

 

[Tisch]

"good evening oshhhhlo"
....
"yaaa?"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We should invaded and pushed them into another famine.

 

[Penelope]

This has possibly put me off Eurovision for life.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This has possibly put me off Eurovision for life.

It made me vote for Brexit!

 

[lolly]

Every time there is a point for Iceland I sick up a little bit

 

[Penelope]

"Some NEIGHBOURLY voting going on there"

THEY'D BARELY FINISHED MURDERING EACH OTHER!

 

[lolly]

If I'd have been Irish in 1996 I'd have been so ASHAMED at what transpired that night. It speaks volumes for the low character of our friends across the water that there wasn't a sudden spike in suicides following the competition.

Thank goodness Commotion has left.

 

[ButterTart]

This has possibly put me off Eurovision for life.

I mean I've said a lot of terrible things in print about the gays and I stand by all of them, but when they got hold of Eurovision they really sorted it out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya taking hold of the show in 1992 was an act of evil. Let's never speak of this bleached Laura Ashley floral sofa of a TV show again

 

[dmlaw]

I'm in favour of Sweden giving Norway 76 points. And the UK 200.

 

[Madison]

Croatia FOURTH ?!?

EDIT: Oh, I see it came 4th here too.

 

[Soldi]

At least the screaming Croatian managed top 5

 

[ButterTart]

bleached Laura Ashley floral sofa of a TV show

!

 

[Penelope]

I hate it Cath

 

[win_the_game]

Has someone thrown a pipe bomb at Eimear?

 

[Penelope]

Just so sad all those air strikes missed

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If pot pourri was a TV show.

 

[Penelope]

If tummy swords abandoned halfway through because "I don't know. I just don't feel right " was a TV show.

 

[Tisch]

Those flowers are DEAD

 

[Penelope]

@VoR to apologise onscreen.

 

[Tisch]

Why has that man won A CASKET please?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can we now watch news footage of terror bombings to balance things out?

 

[Penelope]

Can we now watch news footage of terror bombings to balance things out?

Balance things out? Were the last three hours NOT ENOUGH?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Balance things out? Were the last three hours NOT ENOUGH?!

I was hoping to CHEER MYSELF UP!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bet she stinks of fish.

 

[D5K]

Reading this I'm very glad I switched over after Gina.

 

[VoR]

Well that went well

 

[ButterTart]

If Ireland was *accidentally* electrocuted, would anyone really be that fussed?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well that went well

HIDDEN FUCKING DEPTHS?

 

[Penelope]

HIDDEN FUCKING DEPTHS?

I presume he was referring to the inside of Constantinos Christoforou.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If Ireland was *accidentally* electrocuted, would anyone really be that fussed?

I'd mind my own business if you were to slip them a wet plug.

 

[dmlaw]

Not even any decent tits for the str8 ladz of moopy.

 

[Tisch]

Right: drunk rewatch is what year plz?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Right: drunk rewatch is what year plz?

Can't even.

 

[Tisch]

Not even any decent tits for the str8 ladz of moopy.

Buttertart to confirm. Personally I think ms. Switzerland was up there?

 

[Tisch]

Can't even.

I need one. I feel like I've just had a limp sex.

 

[ButterTart]

Well that went well

I'm all in favour of watching the shithouses. Herniating in horror really brings out the best in Moopy.

 

[Soldi]

Thank you for a lovely first night Moopy x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mr Ag is legit enraged.